Guest Entries
Funny Things to Do
3171. Tying Someone's Shoes Together then Throwing Them Onto a Telephone Wire
They're impossible to get down once you do it. See also Pranks, Shoes.
Funny Books
3172. Slow Death By Rubber Duck Shop
A funny title for a serious book. The subtitle is “The Secret Danger of Everyday Things.”
Funny Insults
3174. Mad Mustachio Purple-hued Malt-worms
Another Shakespearean insult, this time from King Henry IV, Part 1. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Sayings
3175. Life is Not a Fairy Tale. If You Lose Your Shoe at Midnight, You're Drunk
See also Alcohol.
Funny Clothes
3178. Vests
Funny Insults
3179. But Thou Hath Done Thy Mother
Proof that Shakespeare started the "your momma" jokes. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Jobs
3180. Substitute Teacher
A job that mostly involves allowing chaos in the classroom and mispronouncing Indian names.
