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Funny Quotes
3061. "I've found that if you put the name of some dead philosopher at the end of a quote, people will believe it."
-Plato
See also Philosophy.
Funny Sayings
3062. Texting While Driving KILLS
And for more driving tips, text "SAFETY" to 79191.
Actually saw this on a roadside billboard.
See also Cars, Safety.
Funny Animals
3067. Chinchickens
Small animal with the ears of a chinchilla and a beak of a chicken. See also Made Up.
Funny Things
3068. Epithalamions
Per Wikipedia, "a poem written specifically for the bride on the way to her marital chamber." See also Literature, Marriage.
Funny Foods
3069. Fluffatella
Marshmallow Fluff and Nutella on bread, served with a side of diabetes. See also Snacks.
Funny Movies
3070. The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
A guy tries to kill another guy with a spoon. Real movie.