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Funny Anti-Jokes

1. Ask Me If I'm A Tree.

"Are you a tree?"
"No."

Added by Joe on June 10, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Movies

2. Ratatoing

Ratatoing is an original 3D animated film about a talking rat who is also the best chef in all of Rio de Janeiro. It is in no way a cheaply animated and voice-acted ripoff of Pixar's Ratatouille. See also Cartoons.

Added by Joe on June 10, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Videos

3. The 1991 Sizzler Promotional Commercial

A wonderfully patriotic promotional video made for the Sizzler buffet chain in 1991. Probably made to wow investors wearing tweed suits with big shoulderpads.

Sizzler. See also 90's, Restaurants.

Added by Joe on June 10, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

4. I Am, Therefore I Drink

See also Alcohol.

Added by Joe on September 4, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Songs

5. What If God Was One of Us?

What if God was on a bus /
On a bus like one of us /
Just a stranger on a bus /
On a buuuuus. See also Buses, Religion, Subway.

Added by Joe on September 4, 2015| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Videos

6. The Beach Boys Without Autotune

The Beach Boys' "I Get Around", but without that cheap pitch-shifting technology everyone was using in the '60s. See also Internet, Music.

Added by Joe on March 6, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

7. Bungey

Old southern word for "sick". This word was used by Brad Pitt in "The Assassination of Jesse James" in a smooth cowboyish drawl. "You don't have to keep smoking that if it's making you bungey." See also Old-Timey, Western.

Added by Joe on March 2, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

8. Tucking Your Shirt Into Your Underwear

You know, as a fail-safe. Anything with an elastic waistband works great for this purpose. See also Fashion.

Added by Joe on February 13, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

9. Piccadilly

Used as a flavor word to make one sound old and cantankerous, e.g. "You piccadilly tramp!"

The word itself doesn't hold much meaning, though it may refer to people who wore piccadills (or large, lacy collars) in the 17th century. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Joe on February 3, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

10. Kneaded Erasers

"The kind of erasers you can ball up and throw at your sister."
- My art professor See also Art.

Added by Joe on January 27, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Joe

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Improvised Comedian
Currently working on the screenplay for Jefferson: IN SPACE, starring Danny DeVito. Loves to act, bash on drums, and sit.

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