MsKnowItAll's Entries

Funny Drinks

1. Ex-Wife Coffee

Coffee with no sugar, i.e. blond and bitter. See above. See also Coffee.

Added by MsKnowItAll on March 6, 2021| 2 Comments | 35 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Quotes

2. “I will wait forever… if you’re not too long.”

Thank you, Oscar Wilde.

Added by MsKnowItAll on January 6, 2021| Comment | 36 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

3. Consider the Zodiac

Conceived 4000+ years ago when the Sun and 3 planets revolved around the Earth -- do you really think this will guide your future?

Added by MsKnowItAll on January 5, 2021| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

4. Have You Been to Wales? It's Full of Big Burly Miners Threatening You with Close Harmony!

Added by MsKnowItAll on January 4, 2021| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

5. When You Look Like Your Passport Photo, It's Time to Go Home!

Added by MsKnowItAll on January 4, 2021| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

6. Fake Alcoholic

Means everything you say can be dismissed as drunken slurs. Easy to deny things later, especially after an office party.

Added by MsKnowItAll on December 25, 2020| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Jobs

7. Beverage Consultant

Bartender, soda jerk, idiot at the 7-11. Makes it more important than it ever will be . . .

Added by MsKnowItAll on December 25, 2020| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Movies

8. London Has Fallen

Only time I ever heard a goodguy say "I'm out of bullets"

Added by MsKnowItAll on December 25, 2020| 1 Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Movies

9. League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Venice during a big party -- destruction begins. Why do they need to save dilettantes and a sinking city?

Added by MsKnowItAll on December 25, 2020| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

10. People on Computers

The sum of the entire world's knowledge at their fingertips but can't look up the correct spelling of a word to make them read less ignorant.

Added by MsKnowItAll on December 25, 2020| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike