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5461. Hula Chair

Shake yourself skinny while you are at your desk—find the infomercial and laugh yourself skinny—seriously. See also Fitness, Infomercials.

Added by grouchyteacher on December 22, 2009| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5462. That's What I Said to Her!

In place of "That's what she said".

Added by Visser on December 22, 2009| 3 Comments | 23 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5463. Lugubrious

It means sad, but ironically it makes me laugh.

Added by a Guest on December 22, 2009| 2 Comments | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5464. Sardoodledom

Another word for "staginess" or "melodrama". See also Theater.

Added by a Guest on December 19, 2009| 1 Comment | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5465. Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey

5466. Playboots

Outdated British term for athletic shoes, i.e., the floppy, high-top, twist-your-ankle kind. See also British.

Added by Brian on December 17, 2009| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5467. Biting Stick

Both safer and cheaper than anesthesia. See also Old-Timey.

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5468. Velveeta Loaf Shop

So bad. So strange. So good. See also Dairy.

Added by Adam on December 14, 2009| Comment | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5469. Krampus, Santa's Sinister Sidekick

In Austrian folklore, this mythical creature accompanies Santa during the Christmas season. However, he's far from a typical "Santa's Little Helper". This demon-esque Krampus, is a cross between a really pissed-off Grinch, and an Orc from Lord of the Rings. His main task is to frighten bad children into becoming good, by threatening to beat them with long birch whips and rusty chains. Oh, and there's his promise of dragging you to the pits of hell with him as well. Almost makes getting coal in your stocking seem like a good thing. See also Holidays.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 14, 2009| 3 Comments | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

5470. Wrapping-Up Household Items and Putting Them Under The Christmas Tree

It's best to put "From Santa" on the TV Remote that you cleverly wrapped 2 weeks ago, in fear of the obvious repercussions. See also Holidays, Pranks.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 14, 2009| 2 Comments | 77 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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