Funny Things

5461. The Gay Ear

When getting a piercing, the ear a young, straight man must insure goes unpunctured. It's the left, right? See also Body, Sophomoric.

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Funny Things to Do

5462. Facebookery

Because Facebooking is just too boring a verb. See also Computers, Internet.

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Funny Books

5463. The Russian Tale About the Prince and His Thumbs

Here's the basic story. Once there was a prince who sucked his thumbs. His mother got so sick of it that she said, "If you suck on your thumbs ever again, you will not have no thumbs."

That night, the prince went into the dining room and sucked his thumbs.

Now he has no thumbs. See also Russian.

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Funny Phobias

5464. Genuphobia

The perfectly relatable fear of knees. See also Body.

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Funny Places

5465. Sheboygan, Wisconsin

The legend of Social Studies. It's main exports are sausages and cheese. See also Dairy.

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Funny Things to Do

5466. Writing 'Wash Me' on Cars

Extra points for doing this to cars in line at a self serve car wash. See also Cars, Pranks, Unnecessary.

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Funny Words

5467. Poke

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Funny Phrases

5468. The Lay of the Land

Something we can all aspire to?

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Funny Sayings

5469. That Face Could Make a Freight Train Take a Dirt Road

This saying has legs and stands on its own. Anything more that I write might actually knock the shine off this gem.

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Funny Sayings

5470. Makes About as Much Sense as Bowling Cleats

A stellar variation on the "football bat."

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