Funny Phrases

5461. Fixin' to

Getting ready to do something southern-style, as in "I'm a fixin' tuh warsh the truck, daddy."

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Funny Foods

5462. Banquet Frozen Dinners Shop

When you can’t make it to the President’s Ball.

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Funny Quotes

5463. "In the Case of 2-Year-Old Alex, You Are the Father."

Maury Povich reading the paternity test results. See also Television.

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Funny Words

5464. Drizzle

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Funny Diseases

5465. Supernumerary Nipple Syndrome

While in utero, a person forms an extra nipple and is affected by this for the rest of its life. Mostly from being made fun of on the high school sports team as "triple nipple". See also Body.

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Funny Insults

5466. Popinjay

A person given to vain, pretentious displays and empty chatter; a coxcomb or fop. See also Arrogant.

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Funny Words

5467. Turgid

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Funny Animals

5468. Zonkey and Zorse

Zebra-donkey and zebra-horse.

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Funny Words

5469. Cap-a-Pie

From head to foot. See also French.

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Funny Animals

5470. The Worm

Abilities: Converting dirt into dirt
Crawling into roads and driveways
Dying

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