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Funny Nicknames
5461. Under-Average Joe
'Nuff said... especially funny if you have an ex boyfriend named Joe.
Funny Words
5463. Houp-doup
Sound made when transitioning from a sitting to a standing position. Pronounced "hoop-doop". See also Middle Age.
Funny Things to Do
5464. Sudden Death Karaoke
The prank played by drivers and shotgun riders on the rest of the car. The secret Sudden Death Karaoke signal is when you lean over and turn up the radio and raises one eyebrow. Then, once everyone in the backseat is singing horribly offkey and attempting to drown out the too-loud song, the front seat riders (immediately and without the knowledge of the back seaters) turn off the song and revel in the embarassment of the horrible singers who know at most 3/4 of the words. See also Cars, Karaoke.
Funny Words
5465. Osculate
Another one of those words that make junior high kids giggle. (It means to kiss.)
Funny Clothes
5466. Hair Visors Shop
Both self-consciously bald and in need of shade from the sun? Why not kill two birds with one stone?
Funny Nicknames
5469. Bro Montana
Funny Animals
5470. Serval
Wild cat with the body of a leopard and the adorable little face of a kitten. See also Cats.