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Funny Things
5491. Sensible Haircuts
A short, easy-to-care-for, overly-frosted mom 'do. Looks best when paired with mom jeans. See also Hair.
Funny Words
5492. Gobbledygook
A 20th century term used to describe nonsensical language like that used by government bureaucrats. See also Government.
Funny Foods
5493. Canned Whole Chicken Shop
Guaranteed to be, er, the fowl-est thing you’ll ever eat. See also Birds, Poultry.
Funny Animals
5494. Geoducks
Pronounced "gooey-duck", these lovely little critters resemble... things. No, really. See also Sophomoric.
Funny Conveyances
5495. Blimps
Funny Euphemisms
5496. Cheese and Rice
A politically correct alternative to Jesus Christ! See also Blasphemy, Religion.
Funny Things to Do
5497. Flipping a Pizza in the Microwave
You've got to make sure it's evenly cooked.