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5491. Lysol Healthy Touch No-Touch Hand Soap System

You're going to be washing your hands anyways, so what difference does it make if the germs from the soap dispenser gets on your hands if the soap coming out of the dispenser afterward is going to clean them anyways?

Added by a Guest on May 8, 2011| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Toys

5492. Hasbro's G.I. Joe With Kung Fu Grip

Despite aforementioned ultra-masculine hand clench, I recall him not being able to hold much of anything with it. Oh well, it sounded good. See also 70's.

Added by JD on May 7, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

5493. Dew Me!

Pass the Mountain Dew, please.

Added by BillDrewson on May 6, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

5494. Wearing Converse All Stars for an Actual Athletic Activity

It may actually be less painful to play in high heels. See also 50's, Shoes.

Added by SpaceParasites on May 3, 2011| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

5495. Chunkydunk

I don't skinny dip, I chunkydunk. See also Nudity, Obesity, Swimming.

Added by Timmyb on May 2, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

5496. Fist-to-Chin Headshots

"I'm contemplative, yet sincere--intellectual, yet spontaneous. And I have no idea what to do with this hand."

Added by JD on May 2, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

5497. Jactation

To restlessly move and roll around.

Added by Timmyb on May 2, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

5498. "Miss Jackson, if you're nasty."

See also 80's, Music.

Added by tammyred on May 1, 2011| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

5499. Slobberknocker

A fierce and violent fight amongst two people, or a number of participants that eventually turns into a full-fledged donnybrook! See also Violence.

Added by a Guest on April 29, 2011| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

5500. Don't Look at a Pig While You're Pregnant

My grandma gave me this advice so my kids wouldn't be born ugly. See also Old-Timey.

Added by grouchyteacher on April 27, 2011| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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