Funny Things

5491. Sensible Haircuts

A short, easy-to-care-for, overly-frosted mom 'do. Looks best when paired with mom jeans. See also Hair.

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Funny Words

5492. Gobbledygook

A 20th century term used to describe nonsensical language like that used by government bureaucrats. See also Government.

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Funny Foods

5493. Canned Whole Chicken Shop

Guaranteed to be, er, the fowl-est thing you’ll ever eat. See also Birds, Poultry.

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Funny Animals

5494. Geoducks

Pronounced "gooey-duck", these lovely little critters resemble... things. No, really. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Conveyances

5495. Blimps

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Funny Euphemisms

5496. Cheese and Rice

A politically correct alternative to Jesus Christ! See also Blasphemy, Religion.

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Funny Things to Do

5497. Flipping a Pizza in the Microwave

You've got to make sure it's evenly cooked.

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Funny Things

5498. Duodenum

A section of the small intestine. See also Body.

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Funny Words

5499. Redumbdancy

Repeating the same dumb thing. See also Made Up, Portmanteau.

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Funny Conveyances

5500. Aurogyro

The Segway of flying machines.

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