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Funny Things to Do
5521. Making One's Eyes Bug out at a Restaurant when First Looking at the Check
This is a classic Dad Joke, where one pretends to be astonished at the $7.13 one is paying for coffee and a sandwich (best used if there is another person at the table to appreciate the humor). See also Parents.
Funny Insults
5522. Jokers
Favorite insult of suburban dads, usually referring to poor drivers or their kids' friends. Often combined with a "check out the" or "get a load of this." See also Middle Age.
Funny Words
5524. Gubbins
Objects of little or no value, odds and ends. A word frequently used while moving house, e.g. "I can't take it any more! All these gubbins to sort out!"
Funny Things to Do
5527. Making Change in the Offering Basket
Sorry God, but I need to break this twenty. See also Church, Religion, Selfish.
Funny Songs
5529. Songs That Incessantly Agree With Themselves
For example, when singers try to spice up songs by adding a quick "yes it did-ah."
Funny Things to Do
5530. Drying Your Clothes in the Microwave
It never quite gets them dry, but its still pretty funny to pull them out and put them on in front of your friends. See also Kitchen.