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Funny Clothes
5573. Playboots
Outdated British term for athletic shoes, i.e., the floppy, high-top, twist-your-ankle kind. See also British.
Funny People
5576. Krampus, Santa's Sinister Sidekick
In Austrian folklore, this mythical creature accompanies Santa during the Christmas season. However, he's far from a typical "Santa's Little Helper". This demon-esque Krampus, is a cross between a really pissed-off Grinch, and an Orc from Lord of the Rings. His main task is to frighten bad children into becoming good, by threatening to beat them with long birch whips and rusty chains. Oh, and there's his promise of dragging you to the pits of hell with him as well. Almost makes getting coal in your stocking seem like a good thing. See also Holidays.
Funny Things to Do
5577. Wrapping-Up Household Items and Putting Them Under The Christmas Tree
It's best to put "From Santa" on the TV Remote that you cleverly wrapped 2 weeks ago, in fear of the obvious repercussions. See also Holidays, Pranks.
Funny Videos
5578. Shake Weight Shop
It's possibly the funniest/sexiest workout gimmick of all time. So while being pointed horizontally at chest height, this vibrating 20 lb contraption shakes and rumbles in the hands of the user, and claims to be useful for toning women's arms. (Not to direct you away from Inherently Funny or anything, but seriously just go look it up on YouTube. It's that good.)
Funny Words
5579. Funfundfunfzig
German. Pronounced Foonf oond foonf zig. The word fifty-five. See also German.
Funny Dances
5580. The Peanuts Christmas Dance
Come on. We all can admit to doing this dance at least once in our life. It's a classic. See also Comics, Holidays.