Funny Things

5531. Frisbeetarianism

The belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and get's stuck. See also Religion.

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Funny Things to Do

5532. Calling an Addiction Hotline and Telling Them Your Hooked on Phonics

Because it's nessecary.

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Funny Phrases

5533. Oven-Mitt Hot

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Funny Products

5534. Dental Dams

Keeping safe sex... safe.

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Funny Instruments

5535. Euphonium

A mini tuba. Really fun to say.

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Funny Phrases

5536. Damn the Man

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Funny Instruments

5537. Alpenhorn

An 8-foot-long spruce horn played by Swiss goatherders.

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Funny Insults

5538. Geekburger with Cheese

How to level up the insult 'geekburger'. All of this comes from Full House, of course. See also Fast Food.

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Funny Things to Do

5539. Drive-By High Five

When you and another person walk past each other and high five. Looks coolest if you don't make eye contact.

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Funny Things to Do

5540. Gesturing with Your Eyeglasses

Often dramatically executed by doctors and professors to point at something on a chart. See also Pretentious.

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