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Funny Names
5541. Celebrity Noun Names
Apple. Sparrow. Pilot Inspektor. Moon Unit. Hopper. Calico. Dash. Be original! Find your baby name in the dictionary. See also Celebrities.
Funny Questions
5543. Why is There a Dead Pakistani on My Couch?
Funny for two reasons: 1. How the heck do you know he's a Pakistani? You can't really ask him. 2. Google thinks this is the most plausible thing you are wondering when you type in "why is there". See also Internet.
Funny Sayings
5544. I Cuss, You Cuss, We All Cuss for Asparagus
Unlike its twin saying about ice cream, the asparagus rhyme never made it big. See also Vegetables.
Funny Words
5546. Puppenhaus
Pronounced "POOP-en-hows", a very unpleasant name for a dollhouse. See also German, Scatological.
Funny Names
5547. Nastenka
I receive a lot of spam mail from 'her' to go on dating websites. See also Internet.
Funny Phrases
5548. Hobo Floto Voto
Process by which Chicago politicians carried the homeless around town to vote multiple times and plied them with booze as a reward. See also Alcohol, Politics.
Funny Quotes
5549. "Taste My Sherry and Biscuits."
Best line from Alexandre Dumas' The Count of Monte Cristo. Insulting if used in the right context. "Oh yeah? Well I suggest you taste my sherry and biscuits!" See also Food, French, Literature.
Funny Sayings
5550. Pensando En La Inmortalidad Del Cangrejo
"Contemplating the immortality of the crab", the random Spanish equivalent of "spacing out". See also Spanish.