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Funny Insults
5552. Office Hands
Someone who has soft hands from doing office work and little or no hard labor. See also Office.
Funny Animals
5553. Pizzly Bears
The offspring of polar and grizzly bears, less popularly called grolar bears.
Funny Things
5555. Valborg
A Swedish holiday to celebrate the coming of spring and a day for everyone to get smashed and light things on fire. See also Holidays, Swedish.
Funny Clothes
5558. Platform Shoes with a Goldfish in the Heel
Because nothing is more groovy than dancing the night away with an aquatic animal going belly-side up in your shoe. See also Fish, Shoes.
Funny People
5559. Drunk Dad at a Bar Mitzvah
Usually accompanied by loud cheers and rhythm-less dancing. See also Alcohol, Jewish.
Funny People
5560. People Who Look Like Harry Potter Characters
Keep watch for hooked noses, pony-tailed beards, and lightening-esque scars. See also Literature.