Funny Words

5601. Ensorcell

To enchant or fascinate. See also Medieval.

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Funny Clothes

5602. Platform Shoes with a Goldfish in the Heel

Because nothing is more groovy than dancing the night away with an aquatic animal going belly-side up in your shoe. See also Fish, Shoes.

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Funny People

5603. Drunk Dad at a Bar Mitzvah

Usually accompanied by loud cheers and rhythm-less dancing. See also Alcohol, Jewish.

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Funny People

5604. People Who Look Like Harry Potter Characters

Keep watch for hooked noses, pony-tailed beards, and lightening-esque scars. See also Literature.

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Funny Phrases

5605. Fixin' to

Getting ready to do something southern-style, as in "I'm a fixin' tuh warsh the truck, daddy."

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Funny Foods

5606. Banquet Frozen Dinners Shop

When you can’t make it to the President’s Ball.

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Funny Quotes

5607. "In the Case of 2-Year-Old Alex, You Are the Father."

Maury Povich reading the paternity test results. See also Television.

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Funny Words

5608. Drizzle

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Funny Diseases

5609. Supernumerary Nipple Syndrome

While in utero, a person forms an extra nipple and is affected by this for the rest of its life. Mostly from being made fun of on the high school sports team as "triple nipple". See also Body.

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Funny Insults

5610. Popinjay

A person given to vain, pretentious displays and empty chatter; a coxcomb or fop. See also Arrogant.

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