Funny Books

5601. The Russian Tale About the Prince and His Thumbs

Here's the basic story. Once there was a prince who sucked his thumbs. His mother got so sick of it that she said, "If you suck on your thumbs ever again, you will not have no thumbs."

That night, the prince went into the dining room and sucked his thumbs.

Now he has no thumbs. See also Russian.

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Funny Phobias

5602. Genuphobia

The perfectly relatable fear of knees. See also Body.

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Funny Places

5603. Sheboygan, Wisconsin

The legend of Social Studies. It's main exports are sausages and cheese. See also Dairy.

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Funny Things to Do

5604. Writing 'Wash Me' on Cars

Extra points for doing this to cars in line at a self serve car wash. See also Cars, Pranks, Unnecessary.

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Funny Words

5605. Poke

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Funny Phrases

5606. The Lay of the Land

Something we can all aspire to?

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Funny Sayings

5607. That Face Could Make a Freight Train Take a Dirt Road

This saying has legs and stands on its own. Anything more that I write might actually knock the shine off this gem.

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Funny Sayings

5608. Makes About as Much Sense as Bowling Cleats

A stellar variation on the "football bat."

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Funny Tattoos

5609. Muppet Babies

See also 80's.

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Funny Songs

5610. (You're) Having My Baby Shop

1974 Paul Anka song that includes the lyric "Whoa, the seed inside ya, Baby, do you feel it growin'?" making it a classic karaoke choice. See also Karaoke.

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