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Funny Animals
5601. Mini-Pigs
Also known as potbellied pigs. Found tied up outside supermarkets, squealing at the neighborhood dogs, wearing sweaters and booties. Classy. See also Pets.
Funny Foods
5602. Surströmming
Quite literally sour herring. It's fermented with care (!) for about a year. When the can starts to bulge, it's time to eat. Often eaten outdoors because of its awful stench and even then not much approved of by anyone within 1000 feet. See also Fish, Swedish.
Funny Names
5603. Celebrity Noun Names
Apple. Sparrow. Pilot Inspektor. Moon Unit. Hopper. Calico. Dash. Be original! Find your baby name in the dictionary. See also Celebrities.
Funny Questions
5605. Why is There a Dead Pakistani on My Couch?
Funny for two reasons: 1. How the heck do you know he's a Pakistani? You can't really ask him. 2. Google thinks this is the most plausible thing you are wondering when you type in "why is there". See also Internet.
Funny Sayings
5606. I Cuss, You Cuss, We All Cuss for Asparagus
Unlike its twin saying about ice cream, the asparagus rhyme never made it big. See also Vegetables.
Funny Words
5608. Puppenhaus
Pronounced "POOP-en-hows", a very unpleasant name for a dollhouse. See also German, Scatological.
Funny Names
5609. Nastenka
I receive a lot of spam mail from 'her' to go on dating websites. See also Internet.
Funny Phrases
5610. Hobo Floto Voto
Process by which Chicago politicians carried the homeless around town to vote multiple times and plied them with booze as a reward. See also Alcohol, Politics.