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Funny Things to Do

5602. High-fiving Someone Waving to Someone Behind You

Even more idiotic than waving to someone waving to someone behind you, and a lot harder to take back or disguise. See also Awkward.

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Funny Words

5603. Spackle

I think she needs another spackle of make-up.

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Funny Animals

5604. Bald Bears

Actually a little sad, and yes, a bit funny. But they don't looks so tough now, do they? See also German, Hair.

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Funny Phobias

5605. Basophobia

The extreme fear of falling down. So much so, that someone with this disease never gets up.

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Funny Products

5606. 1-800-COLLECT

Commercials for 1-800-COLLECT were a ubiquitous presence on TV during the 90's and featured b-list celebrities such as Mr. T, Alyssa Milano, and Aresenio Hall urging you to save a buck or two. One commercial also featured OJ Simpson's mom—perhaps the fact he was still calling his Mom collect as a wealthy adult should have been our first clue. See also 90's, Commercials, Telecommunications.

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Funny Sayings

5607. It'll Make a Turd

That thing they're serving you... it might taste horrible, but at least it's functional. See also Food, Scatological.

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Funny Things to Do

5608. Touching a Buzz Cut

Yes, I have finally done it. (But I don't think that the guy was too happy.) See also Hair.

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Funny Things to Do

5609. Acting Cool when You Wave to Someone Waving at Someone Behind You

Ways to cover up your idiocy include pretending to fix your hair, scratch your head, or pointing towards nothing. See also Awkward.

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Funny Things to Do

5610. Omphalomancy

Predicting how many children a mother is going to have by counting the number of knots on her first born child's umbilical cord. See also Babies, Mothers.

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