Funny People

5601. Drunk Dad at a Bar Mitzvah

Usually accompanied by loud cheers and rhythm-less dancing. See also Alcohol, Jewish.

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Funny People

5602. People Who Look Like Harry Potter Characters

Keep watch for hooked noses, pony-tailed beards, and lightening-esque scars. See also Literature.

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Funny Phrases

5603. Fixin' to

Getting ready to do something southern-style, as in "I'm a fixin' tuh warsh the truck, daddy."

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Funny Foods

5604. Banquet Frozen Dinners Shop

When you can’t make it to the President’s Ball.

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Funny Quotes

5605. "In the Case of 2-Year-Old Alex, You Are the Father."

Maury Povich reading the paternity test results. See also Television.

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Funny Words

5606. Drizzle

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Funny Diseases

5607. Supernumerary Nipple Syndrome

While in utero, a person forms an extra nipple and is affected by this for the rest of its life. Mostly from being made fun of on the high school sports team as "triple nipple". See also Body.

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Funny Insults

5608. Popinjay

A person given to vain, pretentious displays and empty chatter; a coxcomb or fop. See also Arrogant.

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Funny Words

5609. Turgid

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Funny Animals

5610. Zonkey and Zorse

Zebra-donkey and zebra-horse.

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