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5611. Absquatulate

1. To depart in a hurry
2. To die
3. To abscond
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1. We must absquatulate before the Wicked Witch arrives!
2. I am going to break the news of your aunt's absquatulation as seriously as possible.
3. That man just absquatulated with your horse. See also Crime, Travel.

Added by ziggyzaster on November 8, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

5612. Spoonerism

Swapping the first or other sounds of words,
e.g. it is kisstomary to cuss ["customary to kiss"] the bride.

Added by samanthaaj on November 8, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

5613. Nosegay

A bunch of flowers.

Added by samanthaaj on November 8, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

5614. Bendy Straws Shop

For fun drinks. See also Restaurants.

Added by Amanda on November 6, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

5615. Setting Up a Conference Call

This is always funny because it very rarely is perfect on the first try. It's like this: "Judy, you still there? Ok, one more second." "Mike? you there? We lost Mike...." "No, sorry, I'm here phone was on mute." "Gary? you there? Gary? " "One second, gotta get Gary on. Everyone hold." See also Office, Telecommunications, Work.

Added by Amanda on November 6, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

5616. Recalling an Email

Especially funny if it's for a minor mistake. Chances are everyone has already read the email anyway. See also Office, Telecommunications, Work.

Added by Amanda on November 6, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

5617. Children

They'll slowly but surely kill you.

Added by a Guest on November 5, 2009| 32 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

5618. Walk It Off

Probably the least helpful medical advice ever. See also Medicine.

Added by Ryan on November 4, 2009| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

5619. Goldschlager

Dude, that's real gold in there! See also Alcohol, Unnecessary.

Added by Ryan on November 4, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

5620. Don't Cut Your Own Bangs

They always come out crooked... AND, you just keep cutting and cutting and cutting... Oh My! See also Hair.

Added by Meez on November 3, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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