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Funny Foods
5591. Moonstruck
A grilled slice of toast with a hole in the middle, in which a sunny side up egg is inserted, cooked with butter and served golden, crunchy and delicious. See also Bread, Breakfast.
Funny People
5593. Robert Byrd, U.S. Senator
This delirious, jolly old man is older than the Senate itself. See also Politics.
Funny Places
5595. Pastafarian
Name of pretty much every Italian restaurant in pretty much every Jamaican all-inclusive resort. See also Italian, Vacation.
Funny Things to Do
5596. Forgetting to Lift the Lid on the Toilet Seat Before Throwing Up
Oh yes there's even throw-up BEHIND the toilet. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Funny Phrases
5598. Butt Dialed
When you get a voicemail from a friend and it's just incoherent conversation. You have just been "Butt Dialed". See also Telecommunications.