Funny Advice

5561. Don't Smoke. Wear a Bra.

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Funny Advice

5562. Don't Drink and Bike

You might spill your beer. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Products

5563. Safety Scissors

You can't injure yourself on these... but you can't really cut anything with them either. See also Children, Unnecessary.

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Funny Animals

5564. Krill

They are made into oil nowadays. How krillalicious!

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Funny Diseases

5565. Rhinotillexomania

Habitual or obsessive nose-picking. See also Body, Sophomoric.

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Funny Foods

5566. Spangelferkel

See also German, Meat, Sausage.

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Funny Instruments

5567. Heckelphone

Humorously shaped AND humorously named.

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Funny People

5568. Really Tall People in VW Bugs

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Funny Tattoos

5569. Your Name Around Your Belly Button

As soon as you let yourself go, this baby is going to turn into Morse code.

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Funny Things

5570. The French Mustache

Also known as a pencil mustache. Come on, man up and grow a real mustache! See also French, Hair, Unnecessary.

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