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Funny Phrases

5641. Meat Without Feet

Funny Sayings

5642. It's Only a Party if Your Pants Are Off

Ain't that the truth ;) See also Nudity.

Added by Meez on November 13, 2009| 1 Comment | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

5643. It'll Move Like Sh*t Through a Goose

Seriously, geese poop like it's going out of style. See also Profanity, Scatological.

Added by ScotFinch on November 13, 2009| 2 Comments | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

5644. Adding the Word "Dinner" to Meals

E.g. taco dinner, macaroni and cheese dinner, sushi dinner.

Added by Amanda on November 13, 2009| Comment | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

5645. Moonstruck

A grilled slice of toast with a hole in the middle, in which a sunny side up egg is inserted, cooked with butter and served golden, crunchy and delicious. See also Bread, Breakfast.

Added by deltatango on November 12, 2009| 3 Comments | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

5646. Dick Tree

Shut up, you Dick Tree.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on November 12, 2009| 7 Comments | 34 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

5647. Robert Byrd, U.S. Senator

This delirious, jolly old man is older than the Senate itself. See also Politics.

Added by ScotFinch on November 12, 2009| 1 Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Movies

5648. Eegah! Shop

See the summary on Wikipedia. See also 60's.

Added by a Guest on November 11, 2009| 1 Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

5649. Pastafarian

Name of pretty much every Italian restaurant in pretty much every Jamaican all-inclusive resort. See also Italian, Vacation.

Added by Ryan on November 11, 2009| Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

5650. Forgetting to Lift the Lid on the Toilet Seat Before Throwing Up

Oh yes there's even throw-up BEHIND the toilet. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by ScotFinch on November 11, 2009| Comment | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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