Funny Things

5671. Gelmet

When someone uses so much gel that their hair becomes a protective device for their skull. See also Portmanteau.

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Funny Foods

5672. Mountain Oysters

Bull testicles or balls. Ranchers routinely castrate young calves to keep cattle populations in check. They keep the testicles after annual castration and sell them in jars to some who think they are a delicacy and promotes fertility.

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Funny Animals

5673. Morris, the World's Most Finicky Cat

See also 80's, Cats.

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Funny Questions

5674. Why Isn't 11 Pronounced Onety-one?

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Funny Jobs

5675. Knocker-up

Before the invention of alarm clocks, inns located in Ireland hired people to take note of guests awakening time and then knock on their room door to wake them up. More information here. See also Irish, Old-Timey.

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Funny Clothes

5676. Umbro Shorts Shop

Shiny, checkered shorts that were as inexplicably popular on teenage girls as teenage boys. See also 90's.

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Funny Foods

5677. Kartoffelpuffer

German for 'potato cake.' It is pronounced 'kartoffel poofer.' See also German.

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Funny Clothes

5678. Pom-Pom Socks Shop

Sporty.

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Funny Nicknames

5679. Yooper

A resident of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

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Funny Foods

5680. State Fair Foods

Where else can you find deep-fried cheddar bacon mashed potatoes on a stick, deep-friend hash brown hot dogs on a stick, and deep-fried cheese steak on a stick?

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