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Funny TV Shows
5671. Romper Room
Each program would open with a greeting from the hostess and the Pledge of Allegiance. Then the hostess and her group of children would embark on an hour (or half hour) of games, exercises, songs and moral lessons, which were regularly accompanied by background music.
At the end of each broadcast, the hostess would look through a "magic mirror" (actually a face-sized open hoop with a handle) and name the children she saw in "televisionland", then recite the rhyme, "Romper, bomper, stomper boo. Tell me, tell me, tell me, do. Magic mirror, tell me today. Have all my friends had fun at play?" She would then lead into, "I can see Scotty and Kimberly and Julie and Jimmy and Kelly and all of you boys and girls out there!" Did she ever see you? See also 80's, Children, Television.
Funny Drinks
5673. John Daly
1 1/2 oz. Vodka (Ketel One), 1 part Iced Tea, 1 part Lemonade, 1 wedge Lemon. Typically followed by or preceded by 12 Natural Light beers. See also Alcohol, Golf.
Funny Animals
5674. Chalicotherium
Probably the most bizarre-looking extinct mammal ever, this ancient relative of the horse and the rhino resembled a cross between a bear, a tapir, and a moose, but walked on its knuckles like a gorilla. See also Ancient.
Funny People
5675. Alvin Stardust
Obscure glam-rock/pop musician best known for his number two hit "My Coo-Ca-Choo". See also 70's, Music, Singers.
Funny Foods
5677. Rhubarb
The only vegetable used in pies. Very sour and very funny to say. See also Dessert.
Funny Products
5678. Rejuvenique Electric Facial Mask Shop
For a face that looks fresher and more vibrant with a healthy, rosy, serial-killer glow. See also 80's, Beauty, Commercials.