Funny Products

5681. The Tiddy Bear

Ummm, how does one explain this? See also Cars, Commercials.

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Funny Things

5682. Livestock Classified Ads

"Elvis is a large Jersey Giant Rooster, weighing close to 10 pounds already. He stands close to 2 feet tall and is very handsome. He is not agressive toward people but is also not the friendliest of our flock. He is crowing and fertilizing eggs!"

"Two Standard Blue Cochins available for purchase from a small, hobby breeder. These birds are around one year old, and they are of large stature and lustrous beauty."

"Registered jersey milk cow for sale. She is 5 years old and very gentle. On good green pasture she will give 8 to 9 gallons per day. " See also Animals.

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Funny Products

5683. Electric Carving Knife Shop

For the weak-wristed man of the family. See also Lazy.

Added by Ryan on July 11, 2009| 1 Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Clothes

5684. Jean Shorts Shop

An in-your-face rebuke to all the haters who said that denim was only meant for pants. See also Denim.

Added by Ryan on July 9, 2009| 1 Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny TV Shows

5685. 20 Minute Workout

This show burst onto the scene in the early 80's, usually with 2 to 3 girls performing an aerobic excerise routine. My brother would watch the show...not because he was "following" the routine.. but because he thought the girls were cute.
They matched their bodysuits, leggings...
Bess Motta the lead instructor was awesome! See also 80's, Aerobics, Exercise.

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Funny Instruments

5686. Octocontrabass Clarinet

A gigantic clarinet with a range so low it is inaudible to humans. See also Unnecessary.

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Funny Names

5687. Wackford Squeers

A major antagonist in Charles Dickes's satirical novel Nicholas Nickleby. His character is as bizarre as his name—a sadistic one-eyed Yorkshire schoolmaster, obsessed with beating children. See also Fictional, Literature.

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Funny Products

5688. Rolling Coolers Shop

Because life is hard enough without having to hand-carry your ice-cold beer and gallon of potato salad. See also Lazy.

Added by Ryan on July 7, 2009| 2 Comments | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

5689. Dropsy

Sounds like an affliction of tuckered-out puppies, but actually an accumulation of fluid beneath the skin, sometimes as a result of the gout. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Chris on July 6, 2009| 1 Comment | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Jobs

5690. Shopping Cart Wrangler

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