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Funny Things to Do
5651. Gesticulating With a Pipe
Even if you don't smoke a pipe, still have one on you so that you can hold it by the bowl and give emphasis to your statements by gesticulating with it. See also Old-Timey, Tobacco.
Funny Sayings
5652. Crap a Sh*t
When cursing becomes so bland it turns into a statement. See also Profanity.
Funny Things
5653. Preformationism
Seventeenth century theory that all organisms were created at the same time and exist as fully-formed but miniature versions of themselves until birth. See also Biology.
Funny Products
5654. Rack’Em Bed Buddy Home Defense Gun Holder Shop
Keep your shotgun accessible while lying in bed. See also Violence, Weapons.
Funny Words
5655. Avuncular
To be related to an uncle, or suggestive of an uncle, especially in kindliness or geniality. I eat when I'm feeling avuncular. See also Family.
Funny Things to Do
5657. Holding Your Woman's Purse
Simultaneously sad and hilarious. Ten times so when there's a gaggle of fellows outside a woman's clothing store. Does not matter if it's your wife or your girlfriend; You, my brother, have surrendered any and all power in the relationship. It is a line that, once crossed, can be impossible to re-cross. May God have mercy on what is left of your masculine soul.
Funny Words
5658. Diphthong
The combination of two vowel sounds in one syllable to form one speech sound... ouch!
Funny Animals
5659. Arabella the Space Spider
Sent into orbit in 1973 on the Skylab 3 space station. See also Space.
Funny Dances
5660. The Chicken Dance
1. At the start of the music, shape a chicken beak with your hands. Open and close it four times, during the first four beats of the music.
2. Make chicken wings with your arms. Flap your wings four times, during the next four beats of the music.
3. Make a chicken's tail feathers with your arms and hands. Wiggle downwards during the next four beats of the music.
4. Clap four times during the next four beats of the music.
5. Repeat this process four times.
6a. At the bridge, hold your arms straight, in imitation of an aeroplane. All dancers spun around the room in "flight" until the bridge ends.
6b. Alternately, at the bridge, link arms with the nearest person, turn right eight steps, switch arms and turn left eight steps, then repeat until the bridge ends.
7. The dance repeats, progressively getting faster and faster, until the music stops. See also Weddings.