Funny Advice

5661. Careful, Robin. Both Hands on the Bat-Rope.

See also 60's, Television.

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Funny Clothes

5662. Jockstraps Shop

Tee-hee-hee.

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Funny Diseases

5663. Slapped-Face Disease

It's an actual disease. It looks like you have been slapped everywhere, and it itches like crazy.

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Funny Things

5664. Gelmet

When someone uses so much gel that their hair becomes a protective device for their skull. See also Portmanteau.

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Funny Foods

5665. Mountain Oysters

Bull testicles or balls. Ranchers routinely castrate young calves to keep cattle populations in check. They keep the testicles after annual castration and sell them in jars to some who think they are a delicacy and promotes fertility.

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Funny Animals

5666. Morris, the World's Most Finicky Cat

See also 80's, Cats.

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Funny Questions

5667. Why Isn't 11 Pronounced Onety-one?

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Funny Jobs

5668. Knocker-up

Before the invention of alarm clocks, inns located in Ireland hired people to take note of guests awakening time and then knock on their room door to wake them up. More information here. See also Irish, Old-Timey.

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Funny Clothes

5669. Umbro Shorts Shop

Shiny, checkered shorts that were as inexplicably popular on teenage girls as teenage boys. See also 90's.

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Funny Foods

5670. Kartoffelpuffer

German for 'potato cake.' It is pronounced 'kartoffel poofer.' See also German.

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