Funny Nicknames

5661. Mister Googlehead

Nickname for a web fanatic. See also Computers, Internet.

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Funny Things to Do

5662. Getting High on Your Own Supply

See also Drugs.

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Funny Things to Do

5663. Sneaking a Pizza into the Movies

Hard... but possible.

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Funny Things to Do

5664. Swallowing Swords

An ancient form of entertainment. Probably the most famous magic trick of antiquity. Even in the 21st Century it never fails to dazzle and amaze.

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Funny Things to Do

5665. Biting Somebody's Knee

Seriously, how are you gonna bite my knee? What kind of crap is that?

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Funny Clothes

5666. Hand Muffs Shop

For cold days when mittens and gloves are just too practical. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

5667. Replacing Your Grandma's Peanut M&Ms with Lemonheads in a Dark Theater

She actually took it rather well. See also Pranks.

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Funny Things to Do

5668. Laughing While Clapping Your Hands And Crying, "More! Entertain Me!" in an English Accent

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Funny Advice

5669. Be Careful

Usually said by one's mother after having already sustained an injury as a result of not being careful. Thanks, mom! I'll try to go back in time so that I can use your advice.

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Funny Advice

5670. Drive Safe

Well, what are you supposed to say?

"Drive fast and take chances! Use your road rage if you have to, sweet pea!" See also Cars.

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