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Funny Euphemisms
5661. Going to Part My Hair
My wife's euphemism for disappearing into the bathroom with a magazine. See also Bathroom, Hair, Scatological.
Funny Phrases
5662. Athletic Supporter
As in, "I don't play sports, but I am an athletic supporter." See also Sophomoric.
Funny Sayings
5665. He's a Dog of His Own Trot
Similar to marching to one's own drum beat. See also Dogs.
Funny Things to Do
5666. The Heel Dragger
When you're getting kicked out of a place and you hike up both of your arms like you're about to do a circle dance and the two bouncers take you by each arm... and then you just drag your heels and enjoy the ride. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Funny Words
5667. Rumpus
A noisy clamor. It could be a party or a fight! What a versatile word! See also Violence.
Funny Things to Do
5670. Renting Movies from the Public Library
Hey, who needs Netflix? See also Library.