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Funny Phrases
5665. Booze & Hot Pants
According to Nancy Grace, what Lindsay Lohan is spending her career earnings on. See also Alcohol, Celebrities.
Funny Things
5667. Throw Pillows with Attitude
Like "Help, I'm a pistachio stuck in a peanut jar" and "Bet ya 50 bucks I can quit gambling" and "In dog years I'm dead".
Funny Foods
5668. Candwich
A sandwich in a can, or, as the manufacturer describes it, "a new and innovative sandwich product for grab-and-go convenience." See also Lazy.
Funny Things
5669. Obscenicons
The symbols that represent obscenities in comic strips. Here's a whole list of them. See also Profanity.