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5701. Arachnoleptic Fit

The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Added by tommy22 on March 21, 2010| 1 Comment | 62 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5702. Reintarnation

Coming back to life as a hillbilly. See also Made Up.

Added by tommy22 on March 21, 2010| Comment | 57 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5703. Osteopornosis

A degenerate disease. See also Pornography, Portmanteau.

Added by tommy22 on March 21, 2010| 4 Comments | 24 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5705. Sitting in a Chair Backwards

I'm an unconventional guy and I've got something unconventional to say. See also Smug.

Added by Ryan on March 20, 2010| 1 Comment | 48 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5706. Your'n, Theyr'n, & Our'n

Colloquial plural contractions from the South as in: "That's your'n, those are theyr'n and these're our'n.

Added by scottmsiegel on March 19, 2010| 3 Comments | 18 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Tom Lawson McCall, governor, on behalf of the citizens of the great state of Oregon, cordially invites you to visit... Washington or California or Idaho or Nevada or Afghanistan. Don't Californicate Oregon! That's right. Get out of our state. See also 70's.

Added by CaptainKrill on March 18, 2010| Comment | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Toys

5708. Hungry Hungry Hippos

Silly hippos eating marbles. WTH!

Added by tommy22 on March 18, 2010| 5 Comments | 18 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Toys

5709. Water Wiggle

Loved this when I was a kid. See also 70's, Dangerous.

Added by tommy22 on March 18, 2010| Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Quotes

5710. "I'll Get You My Pretty, and Your Little Dog Too"

From Wizard of Oz. See also Dogs.

Added by tommy22 on March 17, 2010| 2 Comments | 40 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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