Funny Phrases

5701. Sixes and Sevens

Britishism for crazy. See also British.

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Funny Questions

5702. Why is There a Dead Pakistani on My Couch?

Funny for two reasons: 1. How the heck do you know he's a Pakistani? You can't really ask him. 2. Google thinks this is the most plausible thing you are wondering when you type in "why is there". See also Internet.

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Funny Sayings

5703. I Cuss, You Cuss, We All Cuss for Asparagus

Unlike its twin saying about ice cream, the asparagus rhyme never made it big. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Things to Do

5704. Putting Your Beard in a Ponytail

See also Hair.

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Funny Words

5705. Puppenhaus

Pronounced "POOP-en-hows", a very unpleasant name for a dollhouse. See also German, Scatological.

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Funny Names

5706. Nastenka

I receive a lot of spam mail from 'her' to go on dating websites. See also Internet.

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Funny Phrases

5707. Hobo Floto Voto

Process by which Chicago politicians carried the homeless around town to vote multiple times and plied them with booze as a reward. See also Alcohol, Politics.

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Funny Quotes

5708. "Taste My Sherry and Biscuits."

Best line from Alexandre Dumas' The Count of Monte Cristo. Insulting if used in the right context. "Oh yeah? Well I suggest you taste my sherry and biscuits!" See also Food, French, Literature.

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Funny Sayings

5709. Pensando En La Inmortalidad Del Cangrejo

"Contemplating the immortality of the crab", the random Spanish equivalent of "spacing out". See also Spanish.

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Funny Words

5710. Potpourri

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