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Funny Words
5701. Scootch
To move a short distance. In a sentence, "The inchworm scootched across the branch."
Funny Words
5702. Foofaraw
To make a big deal out of something of little importance. Also means to add flashy or excessive decoration.
Funny Movies
5703. Ghost Dad Shop
Not quite Leonard Part 6, but still a stellar failure in which Bill Cosby's soul is summoned by a paranormal researcher, resurrects himself from the dead, and then directs a satanist taxi driver to sit on hot coals for all eternity. See also 90's.
Funny Songs
5704. Tubthumping Shop
Chart-topping hit from English band Chumbawamba featured in such hit films as Home Alone 3, Joe Somebody, and Airbud 2.
Funny Phrases
5706. Bowel Movement
Grandma's favorite dinner-time topic. See also Bathroom, Scatological.
Funny Things to Do
5707. Power Walking While Smoking a Cigarette
Merely keeps you the same exact healthiness due to the two activities canceling one another out. See also Exercise.
Funny Things to Do
5709. Shaving Your Trademark Beard
What Captain Lou Albano had to do in order to get the role of Mario in the The Super Mario Bros. Super Show. See also Beards, Hair, Hygiene.
Funny Things to Do
5710. Treadmill Racing
A race involving unsuspecting gym members on other treadmills. The goal is to go farther and faster than them. They should have no idea they are being raced. See also Exercise.