Funny Things to Do

5701. Skipping Down the Street

My friends want to crawl in a hole when I do that.

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Funny Words

5702. Cuirass

Armor covering the torso—and yes, it's pronounced "queer ass". See also Sophomoric, Weapons.

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Funny Animals

5703. Coconut-Shell-Carrying Octopuses

It's true. They hide in them. See also Cute.

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Funny People

5704. Thomas Crapper

While he did not invent the toilet, he did invent the ballcock—an important part of the flushable toilet. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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Funny People

5705. Kids on Leashes

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Funny Things to Do

5706. Falling Down While Spinning the Wheel on "The Price Is Right"

See also Television.

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Funny Words

5707. Gallivant

To travel or roam about for pleasure.

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Funny Animals

5708. Bananafish

Very ordinary looking, though known to be gluttonous. See also Literary.

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Funny Nicknames

5709. Sparky

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Funny Phrases

5710. Dead Meat

What your little brother was going to be if he touched your stuff again. See also 80's.

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