All Entries
Funny Songs
5472. (You're) Having My Baby Shop
1974 Paul Anka song that includes the lyric "Whoa, the seed inside ya, Baby, do you feel it growin'?" making it a classic karaoke choice. See also Karaoke.
Funny Sayings
5473. Going off Like a Frog in a Sock
The term is generally heard in a gig or a nightclub when the dance floor erupts to the sound of a particularly good piece of music.
Funny Advice
5474. Keep the Space Heater Away from Standing Water While It is Operational
As in:
Do not precariously balance the space-heater on the edge of the bathtub while we soak in said tub stoned out of our minds, eating pizza, and talking about surviving hiding together in a portable toilet for extended periods of time with a pet goat.
I'm not ready to die by electric shock yet. I've seen those stickers on hairdryers yes siree! See also Dangerous, Electricity.
Funny Insults
5477. Sophist
A subtle yet derogatory term used by Quellcrist and the Hemptress to insult philosophy professors and law students, and anyone else who fancies themselves an adept at the art of rational and logically valid argument or thought but in reality cannot find their way out of a paper bag and whose very continued existence is a miracle considering their pathological mental vicissitude. See also Philosophy.
Funny Animals
5478. Hinny
The opposite of a mule; the offspring of a male horse and female donkey. See also Farming.