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Funny Animals
5442. Mini-Pigs
Also known as potbellied pigs. Found tied up outside supermarkets, squealing at the neighborhood dogs, wearing sweaters and booties. Classy. See also Pets.
Funny Foods
5443. Surströmming
Quite literally sour herring. It's fermented with care (!) for about a year. When the can starts to bulge, it's time to eat. Often eaten outdoors because of its awful stench and even then not much approved of by anyone within 1000 feet. See also Fish, Swedish.
Funny Names
5444. Celebrity Noun Names
Apple. Sparrow. Pilot Inspektor. Moon Unit. Hopper. Calico. Dash. Be original! Find your baby name in the dictionary. See also Celebrities.
Funny Questions
5446. Why is There a Dead Pakistani on My Couch?
Funny for two reasons: 1. How the heck do you know he's a Pakistani? You can't really ask him. 2. Google thinks this is the most plausible thing you are wondering when you type in "why is there". See also Internet.
Funny Sayings
5447. I Cuss, You Cuss, We All Cuss for Asparagus
Unlike its twin saying about ice cream, the asparagus rhyme never made it big. See also Vegetables.
Funny Words
5449. Puppenhaus
Pronounced "POOP-en-hows", a very unpleasant name for a dollhouse. See also German, Scatological.
Funny Names
5450. Nastenka
I receive a lot of spam mail from 'her' to go on dating websites. See also Internet.