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Funny Animals
5441. Geoducks
Pronounced "gooey-duck", these lovely little critters resemble... things. No, really. See also Sophomoric.
Funny Conveyances
5442. Blimps
Funny Euphemisms
5443. Cheese and Rice
A politically correct alternative to Jesus Christ! See also Blasphemy, Religion.
Funny Things to Do
5444. Flipping a Pizza in the Microwave
You've got to make sure it's evenly cooked.
Funny Things to Do
5449. Skipping Down the Street
My friends want to crawl in a hole when I do that.
Funny Words
5450. Cuirass
Armor covering the torsoand yes, it's pronounced "queer ass". See also Sophomoric, Weapons.