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Funny Places
5411. Sheboygan, Wisconsin
The legend of Social Studies. It's main exports are sausages and cheese. See also Dairy.
Funny Things to Do
5412. Writing 'Wash Me' on Cars
Extra points for doing this to cars in line at a self serve car wash. See also Cars, Pranks, Unnecessary.
Funny Words
5413. Poke
Funny Sayings
5415. That Face Could Make a Freight Train Take a Dirt Road
This saying has legs and stands on its own. Anything more that I write might actually knock the shine off this gem.
Funny Sayings
5416. Makes About as Much Sense as Bowling Cleats
A stellar variation on the "football bat."
Funny Songs
5418. (You're) Having My Baby Shop
1974 Paul Anka song that includes the lyric "Whoa, the seed inside ya, Baby, do you feel it growin'?" making it a classic karaoke choice. See also Karaoke.
Funny Sayings
5419. Going off Like a Frog in a Sock
The term is generally heard in a gig or a nightclub when the dance floor erupts to the sound of a particularly good piece of music.
Funny Advice
5420. Keep the Space Heater Away from Standing Water While It is Operational
As in:
Do not precariously balance the space-heater on the edge of the bathtub while we soak in said tub stoned out of our minds, eating pizza, and talking about surviving hiding together in a portable toilet for extended periods of time with a pet goat.
I'm not ready to die by electric shock yet. I've seen those stickers on hairdryers yes siree! See also Dangerous, Electricity.