Funny Quotes

5371. "A Ghost Haunts My Bowels."

And it's not afraid to announce itself. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Sayings

5372. Pobody's Nerfect

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Funny Things to Do

5373. Having to Wash Dishes at a Restaurant Because You Forgot Your Wallet

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Foods

5374. Spaghetti Tacos

These things. See also Italian, Mexican.

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Funny Clothes

5375. Hospital Gowns Shop

Little bibs that show your tushie. See also Medicine.

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Funny Things to Do

5376. Communicating Via Cough

Often used during a test. Or in a airplane.

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Funny Animals

5377. Bushtit

A type of small bird, the name of which manages to suggest and even flaunt three naughty words. See also Profanity, Sophomoric.

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Funny Products

5378. See-Through Toasters Shop

Actually, a great idea. See also Breakfast, Kitchen.

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Funny Toys

5379. Shuttlecocks

The object that is struck back and forth in badminton and battledore, consisting of a feathered cork head and a plastic crown. Also called a "birdie". See also Sophomoric, Sports.

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Funny Movies

5380. Mother, May I Sleep with Danger? Shop

The Lifetime Original movie (1996) staring Tori Spelling about a college student that falls into abusive relationship... the plot isn't as funny as the title.

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