Funny Things to Do

5331. Fighting "Razzle" with "Dazzle"

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Funny Things to Do

5332. Hitting Someone over the Head with a Frying Pan

Disgruntled wives, unite! See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

5333. Manscaping

See also Hygiene, Portmanteau.

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Funny Toys

5334. My Little Pony

Why yes, their butts do smell like cake! See also 80's.

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Funny Animals

5335. Mini-Pigs

Also known as potbellied pigs. Found tied up outside supermarkets, squealing at the neighborhood dogs, wearing sweaters and booties. Classy. See also Pets.

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Funny Foods

5336. Surströmming

Quite literally sour herring. It's fermented with care (!) for about a year. When the can starts to bulge, it's time to eat. Often eaten outdoors because of its awful stench and even then not much approved of by anyone within 1000 feet. See also Fish, Swedish.

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Funny Names

5337. Celebrity Noun Names

Apple. Sparrow. Pilot Inspektor. Moon Unit. Hopper. Calico. Dash. Be original! Find your baby name in the dictionary. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Phrases

5338. Sixes and Sevens

Britishism for crazy. See also British.

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Funny Questions

5339. Why is There a Dead Pakistani on My Couch?

Funny for two reasons: 1. How the heck do you know he's a Pakistani? You can't really ask him. 2. Google thinks this is the most plausible thing you are wondering when you type in "why is there". See also Internet.

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Funny Sayings

5340. I Cuss, You Cuss, We All Cuss for Asparagus

Unlike its twin saying about ice cream, the asparagus rhyme never made it big. See also Vegetables.

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