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Funny Words
5291. Your'n, Theyr'n, & Our'n
Colloquial plural contractions from the South as in: "That's your'n, those are theyr'n and these're our'n.
Funny Products
5292. Oregon Ungreeting Cards
Tom Lawson McCall, governor, on behalf of the citizens of the great state of Oregon, cordially invites you to visit... Washington or California or Idaho or Nevada or Afghanistan. Don't Californicate Oregon! That's right. Get out of our state. See also 70's.
Funny Quotes
5295. "I'll Get You My Pretty, and Your Little Dog Too"
From Wizard of Oz. See also Dogs.
Funny Sayings
5296. I'll Give You Something to Cry About
Something Dad would say when we were already crying. See also Parents.
Funny Things
5297. The "Talk"
Well son, when a mommy and a daddy love eachother very much..... WHOA Whoa whoa! See also Sex.
Funny Things to Do
5299. Walking the Plank
Up there on my things to do list. Shiver me timbers. See also Pirates.