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Funny Things to Do
5343. Sitting in a Chair Backwards
I'm an unconventional guy and I've got something unconventional to say. See also Smug.
Funny Words
5344. Your'n, Theyr'n, & Our'n
Colloquial plural contractions from the South as in: "That's your'n, those are theyr'n and these're our'n.
Funny Products
5345. Oregon Ungreeting Cards
Tom Lawson McCall, governor, on behalf of the citizens of the great state of Oregon, cordially invites you to visit... Washington or California or Idaho or Nevada or Afghanistan. Don't Californicate Oregon! That's right. Get out of our state. See also 70's.
Funny Quotes
5348. "I'll Get You My Pretty, and Your Little Dog Too"
From Wizard of Oz. See also Dogs.
Funny Sayings
5349. I'll Give You Something to Cry About
Something Dad would say when we were already crying. See also Parents.
Funny Things
5350. The "Talk"
Well son, when a mommy and a daddy love eachother very much..... WHOA Whoa whoa! See also Sex.