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5341. Osteopornosis

A degenerate disease. See also Pornography, Portmanteau.

Added by tommy22 on March 21, 2010| 4 Comments | 24 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5343. Sitting in a Chair Backwards

I'm an unconventional guy and I've got something unconventional to say. See also Smug.

Added by Ryan on March 20, 2010| 3 Comments | 47 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5344. Your'n, Theyr'n, & Our'n

Colloquial plural contractions from the South as in: "That's your'n, those are theyr'n and these're our'n.

Added by scottmsiegel on March 19, 2010| 3 Comments | 18 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Tom Lawson McCall, governor, on behalf of the citizens of the great state of Oregon, cordially invites you to visit... Washington or California or Idaho or Nevada or Afghanistan. Don't Californicate Oregon! That's right. Get out of our state. See also 70's.

Added by CaptainKrill on March 18, 2010| Comment | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Toys

5346. Hungry Hungry Hippos

Silly hippos eating marbles. WTH!

Added by tommy22 on March 18, 2010| 5 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Toys

5347. Water Wiggle

Loved this when I was a kid. See also 70's, Dangerous.

Added by tommy22 on March 18, 2010| Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Quotes

5348. "I'll Get You My Pretty, and Your Little Dog Too"

From Wizard of Oz. See also Dogs.

Added by tommy22 on March 17, 2010| 2 Comments | 39 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

5349. I'll Give You Something to Cry About

Something Dad would say when we were already crying. See also Parents.

Added by tommy22 on March 17, 2010| Comment | 36 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

5350. The "Talk"

Well son, when a mommy and a daddy love eachother very much..... WHOA Whoa whoa! See also Sex.

Added by A0Broken0Ham0Sammich on March 17, 2010| Comment | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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