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Funny Insults
5301. Office Hands
Someone who has soft hands from doing office work and little or no hard labor. See also Office.
Funny Animals
5302. Pizzly Bears
The offspring of polar and grizzly bears, less popularly called grolar bears.
Funny Things
5304. Valborg
A Swedish holiday to celebrate the coming of spring and a day for everyone to get smashed and light things on fire. See also Holidays, Swedish.
Funny Clothes
5307. Platform Shoes with a Goldfish in the Heel
Because nothing is more groovy than dancing the night away with an aquatic animal going belly-side up in your shoe. See also Fish, Shoes.
Funny People
5308. Drunk Dad at a Bar Mitzvah
Usually accompanied by loud cheers and rhythm-less dancing. See also Alcohol, Jewish.
Funny People
5309. People Who Look Like Harry Potter Characters
Keep watch for hooked noses, pony-tailed beards, and lightening-esque scars. See also Literature.
Funny Phrases
5310. Fixin' to
Getting ready to do something southern-style, as in "I'm a fixin' tuh warsh the truck, daddy."