Funny Advice

5301. Don't Look at a Pig While You're Pregnant

My grandma gave me this advice so my kids wouldn't be born ugly. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Diseases

5302. Tyrotoxism

Poisoning by cheese. See also Dairy.

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Funny Foods

5303. Horned Melon

A spiky melon with pomegranate like insides that taste like a fusion of banana and cucumber.

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Funny Things to Do

5304. Trip, Fall, and Knock Over a Whole Mariachi Band

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Funny Drinks

5305. Four Loko

Party in a can. Named after it's four main ingredients... alcohol, caffeine, taurine, and guarana... Loko right? See also Alcohol, Teenagers.

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Funny Names

5306. Robert Strange McNamara

Secretary of Defense under Presidents John F. Kennedy and Lyndon B. Johnson. That's his real middle name.

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Funny Advice

5307. Correct Punctuation is Crucial

E.g. "Let's Eat, Grandpa" vs. "Let's Eat Grandpa". See also Cannabalism.

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Funny Products

5308. Electronic Cigarrettes

See also Smoking, Tobacco.

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Funny Things to Do

5309. Listening to Your Hair Grow

See also Hair.

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Funny Words

5310. Bauble

A small, showy ornament of little value.

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