Funny Jobs

5351. Mime

Nature's way of thinning out the clown herd.

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Funny People

5352. Fun Dad

Normal Dad just gives you a check in your birthday card....
Fun Dad has a $20 bill up his sleeve which "magically" slides into your hand when the handshake is over.

There is a fine, fine line between Fun Dad and Creepy Uncle. See also Parents.

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Funny Places

5353. Costco

The free samples must be parent-aproved, the toothbrushes are next to the inflatable pools, the products change weekly, and there are at least 4 people who live somewhere in its warehousey wonderland. See also Suburbs.

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Funny Things

5354. The Gay Ear

When getting a piercing, the ear a young, straight man must insure goes unpunctured. It's the left, right? See also Body, Sophomoric.

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Funny Things to Do

5355. Facebookery

Because Facebooking is just too boring a verb. See also Computers, Internet.

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Funny Books

5356. The Russian Tale About the Prince and His Thumbs

Here's the basic story. Once there was a prince who sucked his thumbs. His mother got so sick of it that she said, "If you suck on your thumbs ever again, you will not have no thumbs."

That night, the prince went into the dining room and sucked his thumbs.

Now he has no thumbs. See also Russian.

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Funny Phobias

5357. Genuphobia

The perfectly relatable fear of knees. See also Body.

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Funny Places

5358. Sheboygan, Wisconsin

The legend of Social Studies. It's main exports are sausages and cheese. See also Dairy.

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Funny Things to Do

5359. Writing 'Wash Me' on Cars

Extra points for doing this to cars in line at a self serve car wash. See also Cars, Pranks, Unnecessary.

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Funny Words

5360. Poke

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