Funny Advice

5361. If It's Yellow, Let It Mellow. If It's Brown, Flush It Down.

See also Scatological.

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Funny People

5362. Walloon

A french-speaking person who lives in Belgium. See also European, French.

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Funny Euphemisms

5363. Circling the Drain

Aka CTD, a hospital term for a dying patient. See also Medicine.

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Funny Words

5364. Vomitory

An entrance cutting through the seats of a theater; not to be confused with a vomitorium. See also Theater, Vomit.

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Funny Diseases

5365. Witzelsucht

Rare diseases that causes the victim to make bad puns and jokes at inappropriate moments. From the German witzeln, meaning joke and sucht meaning yearning. See also German.

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Funny Euphemisms

5366. Pamela Handerson

A man's girlfriend that will never leave his side. Unless both of his arms get cut off in a freak accident.

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Funny Foods

5367. Snausages Shop

Dog snack cousin to Beggin' Strips. See also Pets.

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Funny Advice

5368. Once You Turn 60, Never Pass a Bathroom and Never Trust a Fart!

See also Elderly, Flatulence, Scatological.

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Funny Clothes

5369. Wimples

What nuns and even some non-nuns wear on their heads. See also Religion.

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Funny Nicknames

5370. Bob Kickass

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