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Funny Words
5361. Shneee
Apparently a word for smoke that comes from a dragon's lair. See also Nerds.
Funny Sayings
5362. He Could Eat Crackers in My Bed Anytime
An expression old ladies use in West Texas to describe a particularly handsome man. Eating crackers in bed, and thus leaving crumbs, is something average Joes are never allowed to do. See also Sex.
Funny Words
5363. Yips
Former professional golfer Tommy Armour is credited with inventing the term yips to describe a combination of psychological and neuromuscular factors that forced his early retirement from competitive golf. Also, In 2007, the yips were a major part of the plot line of an episode of How I Met Your Mother. The episode was titled "The Yips", and uses the yips as a metaphor for the character Barney's sudden difficulties in hitting on women.
Funny Foods
5364. Grey Poupon Mustard Shop
What's that? Don't like that sandwich? Poupon it! See also 80's, Condiments.
Funny Foods
5367. Taco Salad in a Bag
Open some 4-cheese Doritos and add some beef, lettuce, and sour cream. Shake it up, and BAM! Taco Salad. See also Snacks.
Funny Foods
5368. Beer Nuts Shop
What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar-fifty; deer nuts are under a buck. See also Alcohol.