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Funny Words
5361. Gubbins
Objects of little or no value, odds and ends. A word frequently used while moving house, e.g. "I can't take it any more! All these gubbins to sort out!"
Funny Things to Do
5364. Making Change in the Offering Basket
Sorry God, but I need to break this twenty. See also Church, Religion, Selfish.
Funny Songs
5366. Songs That Incessantly Agree With Themselves
For example, when singers try to spice up songs by adding a quick "yes it did-ah."
Funny Things to Do
5367. Drying Your Clothes in the Microwave
It never quite gets them dry, but its still pretty funny to pull them out and put them on in front of your friends. See also Kitchen.
Funny Things to Do
5368. Glamorously Smoke Steam in the Wintertime
Drunk? Bored? At a lame college football game and need a break? Glamorously smoke steam with your girlfriends and giggle all the way to the bathroom. See also Smoking.
Funny Words
5369. Morass
A muddy or boggy swamp, or figuratively, a quagmire. Great to weave into conversations, e.g. "no morass will stop me."