Funny Insults

5261. Curmudgeon

A grumpy old man. See also Elderly.

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Funny Nicknames

5262. Brosiedon, Ruler of the Brocean

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Funny Phrases

5263. Booze & Hot Pants

According to Nancy Grace, what Lindsay Lohan is spending her career earnings on. See also Alcohol, Celebrities.

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Funny Phrases

5264. It's Digestible

As seen on the labels of old cans of Crisco. See also 60's.

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Funny Things

5265. Throw Pillows with Attitude

Like "Help, I'm a pistachio stuck in a peanut jar" and "Bet ya 50 bucks I can quit gambling" and "In dog years I'm dead".

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Funny Foods

5266. Candwich

A sandwich in a can, or, as the manufacturer describes it, "a new and innovative sandwich product for grab-and-go convenience." See also Lazy.

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Funny Things

5267. Obscenicons

The symbols that represent obscenities in comic strips. Here's a whole list of them. See also Profanity.

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Funny Nicknames

5268. Brobi Wan Kenobi

Obi Wan Kenobi's bro for life.

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Funny Nicknames

5269. Under-Average Joe

'Nuff said... especially funny if you have an ex boyfriend named Joe.

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Funny Products

5270. Pizza Scissors Shop

Raise the bar on unencessity. See also Unnecessary.

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