Funny Things

5251. Valborg

A Swedish holiday to celebrate the coming of spring and a day for everyone to get smashed and light things on fire. See also Holidays, Swedish.

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Funny Words

5252. Effluvium

A disagreeable smell.

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Funny Words

5253. Ensorcell

To enchant or fascinate. See also Medieval.

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Funny Clothes

5254. Platform Shoes with a Goldfish in the Heel

Because nothing is more groovy than dancing the night away with an aquatic animal going belly-side up in your shoe. See also Fish, Shoes.

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Funny People

5255. Drunk Dad at a Bar Mitzvah

Usually accompanied by loud cheers and rhythm-less dancing. See also Alcohol, Jewish.

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Funny People

5256. People Who Look Like Harry Potter Characters

Keep watch for hooked noses, pony-tailed beards, and lightening-esque scars. See also Literature.

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Funny Phrases

5257. Fixin' to

Getting ready to do something southern-style, as in "I'm a fixin' tuh warsh the truck, daddy."

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Funny Foods

5258. Banquet Frozen Dinners Shop

When you can’t make it to the President’s Ball.

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Funny Quotes

5259. "In the Case of 2-Year-Old Alex, You Are the Father."

Maury Povich reading the paternity test results. See also Television.

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Funny Words

5260. Drizzle

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