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Funny Things
5212. Throw Pillows with Attitude
Like "Help, I'm a pistachio stuck in a peanut jar" and "Bet ya 50 bucks I can quit gambling" and "In dog years I'm dead".
Funny Foods
5213. Candwich
A sandwich in a can, or, as the manufacturer describes it, "a new and innovative sandwich product for grab-and-go convenience." See also Lazy.
Funny Things
5214. Obscenicons
The symbols that represent obscenities in comic strips. Here's a whole list of them. See also Profanity.
Funny Nicknames
5216. Under-Average Joe
'Nuff said... especially funny if you have an ex boyfriend named Joe.
Funny Words
5218. Houp-doup
Sound made when transitioning from a sitting to a standing position. Pronounced "hoop-doop". See also Middle Age.
Funny Things to Do
5219. Sudden Death Karaoke
The prank played by drivers and shotgun riders on the rest of the car. The secret Sudden Death Karaoke signal is when you lean over and turn up the radio and raises one eyebrow. Then, once everyone in the backseat is singing horribly offkey and attempting to drown out the too-loud song, the front seat riders (immediately and without the knowledge of the back seaters) turn off the song and revel in the embarassment of the horrible singers who know at most 3/4 of the words. See also Cars, Karaoke.
Funny Words
5220. Osculate
Another one of those words that make junior high kids giggle. (It means to kiss.)