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Funny Animals
5211. Wild Horses
According to popular song, animals inexplicably intent on tearing people apart. Dicks.
Funny People
5212. Drawbridge Guarding Trolls
And requiring travelers to answer riddles before being allowed to cross. See also Monsters.
Funny Places
5213. Coxsackie, NY
A town around a half hour south of Albany, right on the Hudson. Who thinks of these names?
Funny T-Shirts
5216. T-Rex No Like Push-Ups Shop
Its nose is too big and its arms are too small. See also Dinosaurs, Fitness.
Funny Insults
5217. Pamplemousse
French for "grapefruit". A Gallic way to call someone fat. See also French.
Funny Phrases
5218. Full of Beans
What my Grandmother used to say I was when I was misbehaving as a child.
Funny Diseases
5219. Jumping Frenchmen of Maine
A sufferer of this disease displays highly exaggerated movements, and tend to leap out wildly. And despite the unusual name, it really exists.
Funny Books
5220. The Phone Book
Book mostly used for things other than finding a phone number, e.g. a step reach something high or as a prop for a muscle man to tear in half.