Funny Insults

5191. Mood Hoover

Someone how sucks all the happiness out of the room.

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Funny Phrases

5192. Ciao Pantaloncini Corti

"Hey short shorts" in Italian.
See also Italian.

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Funny Diseases

5193. Exploding Head Syndrome

This is real. I have it.

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Funny Drinks

5194. Mary

A bloody mary without the killings. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Instruments

5195. Whip Cracks

Two 2x4s were hinged together and slapped against each another by yours truly in the attempt to make a sound like a whip in our Sleigh Bells rendition. My hair flew backwards and my expression became pinched each time I slapped them together.

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Funny Words

5196. Vex

To annoy someone or cause distress.

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Funny Things to Do

5197. Reading Sports Headlines Literally

For example, Costly Mistake for the Orioles. (Perhaps they flew north rather than south for the winter.) Or Pirates Lose Another Arm to Injury. See also Sports.

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Funny Toys

5198. Toy Talking Parrots

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Funny Foods

5199. Drumsticks

Whether chicken, turkey, or ice cream.

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Funny Toys

5200. Tippy Tumbles

I wanted this doll as a child, but got a skipping rope instead. The doll could sit up, do front and back flips and handstands with the aid of a battery-operated "handbag" accessory attached to its leg. See also 70's, Dolls.

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