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Funny Diseases
5191. Empirism
An awful affliction brought on by watching too much BBC; usually manifests in a British accent and a sudden craving for tea. See also Sophomoric.
Funny Advice
5193. An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away Unless the Doctor's Cute, then Skip the Apples
Funny Things to Do
5195. Sampling Vanilla at an Ice Cream Store
What does the vanilla taste like? See also Unnecessary.
Funny Nicknames
5196. Uncle Buck
Funny Phobias
5197. Botanophobia
The maddening fear of that single most dangerous species on Planet Earth...plants.
Funny Euphemisms
5198. Button Hole
Also known as navel or belly button, the latter only used by vulgarians according to My Very Proper Southern Mother. See also Body, Sophomoric.
Funny Things to Do
5199. Eating a Baby Corn Like a Full-Size Corn
Something your uncle does after two drinks.