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Funny Books
5192. Time-Life Mysteries of the Unknown Shop
"Chicago. A man is about to get on a routine flight. Suddenly he pauses. He doesn't know why, but he's got to walk away. An hour later the plan goes down in flames. It's dismissed as chance." See also 80's, Commercials.
Funny Sayings
5195. There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.
Funny Jobs
5196. Chick Sexor
Large scale farms use these talented people to distinguish the males from females chicks. Females are saved, but most male chicks, sadly, are not. See also Farming.
Funny Phrases
5198. Damp Squib
English for raining on a parade. Often mispronounced as "Damp Squid". See also English.