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Funny Things to Do
5241. Combing a Wig
Quite possibly the most pointless, yet funniest and most randomest thing to ever do. See also Hair.
Funny Jobs
5242. Scullery Maid
The lowest rung on the ladder of Great House help; often preoccupied with plucking fowl and scaling fish. See also English, Old-Timey.
Funny Things
5243. Sniper Crowbar
A crowbar with a sniper scope attached. See also Violence, Weapons.
Funny Songs
5244. Manhunt
Karen Kamon song from the 1983 film Flashdance that includes the lyrics: I'm goin' on a manhunt, turn it around, Women have been hunted, now they're huntin' around. See also 80's, Women.
Funny Words
5247. Yowza
An exclamation of surprise. i.e. Yowza! You scared me!
A word signifying approval, often said as an aside to a friend or a slightly audible remark to one's self, i.e. Yowza!, look at her!
A colloquial form of "yes, sir", 1934, popularized by U.S. bandleader and radio personality Ben "The Old Maestro" Bernie (1891-1943).
Funny Animals
5248. The Chicken Who Didn't Cross the Road
He didn't cross the road because he didn't want his motive questioned. See also Jokes.
Funny Advice
5250. Therapy is Expensive. Bubble Wrap is Cheap. You Choose.
I was given this advice from my first psychology teacher.