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Funny Things
5231. Gelmet
When someone uses so much gel that their hair becomes a protective device for their skull. See also Portmanteau.
Funny Foods
5232. Mountain Oysters
Bull testicles or balls. Ranchers routinely castrate young calves to keep cattle populations in check. They keep the testicles after annual castration and sell them in jars to some who think they are a delicacy and promotes fertility.
Funny Jobs
5235. Knocker-up
Before the invention of alarm clocks, inns located in Ireland hired people to take note of guests awakening time and then knock on their room door to wake them up. More information here. See also Irish, Old-Timey.
Funny Clothes
5236. Umbro Shorts Shop
Shiny, checkered shorts that were as inexplicably popular on teenage girls as teenage boys. See also 90's.
Funny Foods
5237. Kartoffelpuffer
German for 'potato cake.' It is pronounced 'kartoffel poofer.' See also German.
Funny Foods
5240. State Fair Foods
Where else can you find deep-fried cheddar bacon mashed potatoes on a stick, deep-friend hash brown hot dogs on a stick, and deep-fried cheese steak on a stick?