Funny Words

5231. Borborygmous

The sound of vibrations of gas or liquid moving through your intestines. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Phrases

5232. Topsy Turvy

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Funny Words

5233. Woebegone

To look sad or miserable, i.e. wanting your woes to be gone.

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Funny Insults

5234. Hairy Butt Rash

This seems to be the latest insult on the playground where I was on recess duty.

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Funny Insults

5235. Poltroon

A insult meaning "coward".

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Funny Places

5236. Toquerville, Utah

It sounds like "Toker ville," but many people mistakenly pronounce it "To queer ville."

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Funny Questions

5237. Why Would I Want to Kiss the Lips at Night, That Chew My Ass All Day?

My grandpa always tell my grandma this when she wanted a kiss at night. See also Marriage.

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Funny Things

5238. Exciter Box

The jet engine equivalent of a magneto (which, quite frankly, I didn't realize was real either).

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Funny Foods

5239. Ice Cream in Minihelmets

Sold at baseball stadiums everywhere. See also Baseball, Sports.

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Funny Words

5240. Disemvowel

To remove the vowels from a piece of text as a form of censure.

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