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5231. Ass-Wagon

Unrelated object partnered with the prefix "Ass-". Effective name for an idiot or moron, e.g. ass-monkey or ass-hat.

Added by Ponyboy on October 10, 2012| 4 Comments | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5232. The Clicker

What the aged call remote controls. See also Elderly, Television.

Added by Brian on October 10, 2012| 3 Comments | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

1. Go to www.google.com
2. Type in the beginning of a question, for example: What is... When... or Why did... into the search bar.
3. Watch the hilarious suggestions cascade downward. See also Computers, Internet.

Added by Ponyboy on October 10, 2012| 10 Comments | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Nicknames

5234. Short Stack

Reminds me of pancakes.

Added by inherentlyfunnynicknames8 on October 8, 2012| 3 Comments | 62 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

5235. Derping

A generalized term for someone that just made a mistake, did something idiotic, or effed up. Cartwheel into a table: Hurp derp durr.

Added by Kyle on October 8, 2012| Comment | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

5236. You Can Only Fish for So Long...

...until you have to put a stick of dynamite in the water. From the Big Bang Theory. Sentimental note about getting things done. See also Television.

Added by Kyle on October 8, 2012| Comment | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

5237. Water-Elf Disease

A real disease that affected people during 10th century Europe. The Anglo-Saxon term describes a sudden stabbing pain. Much like rheumatism.

Added by Kyle on October 7, 2012| 2 Comments | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Dances

5238. Gangnam Style Horsey Dance

Just in case you've been in a coma the past year and haven't seen the video. See also Korean.

Added by a Guest on October 2, 2012| 2 Comments | 28 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

5239. Napiform

To be turnip-shaped. See also Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on August 29, 2012| Comment | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

5240. Queen Anne Fan

Showing disdain by raising your thumb to your noise and wiggling your fingers. See also British.

Added by Brian on August 26, 2012| 1 Comment | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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