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Funny Euphemisms
5271. Circling the Drain
Aka CTD, a hospital term for a dying patient. See also Medicine.
Funny Words
5272. Vomitory
An entrance cutting through the seats of a theater; not to be confused with a vomitorium. See also Theater, Vomit.
Funny Diseases
5273. Witzelsucht
Rare diseases that causes the victim to make bad puns and jokes at inappropriate moments. From the German witzeln, meaning joke and sucht meaning yearning. See also German.
Funny Euphemisms
5274. Pamela Handerson
A man's girlfriend that will never leave his side. Unless both of his arms get cut off in a freak accident.
Funny Advice
5276. Once You Turn 60, Never Pass a Bathroom and Never Trust a Fart!
See also Elderly, Flatulence, Scatological.
Funny Clothes
5277. Wimples
What nuns and even some non-nuns wear on their heads. See also Religion.
Funny Nicknames
5278. Bob Kickass
Funny Quotes
5279. "A Ghost Haunts My Bowels."
And it's not afraid to announce itself. See also Flatulence.