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Funny Phobias
5271. Botanophobia
The maddening fear of that single most dangerous species on Planet Earth...plants.
Funny Euphemisms
5272. Button Hole
Also known as navel or belly button, the latter only used by vulgarians according to My Very Proper Southern Mother. See also Body, Sophomoric.
Funny Things to Do
5273. Eating a Baby Corn Like a Full-Size Corn
Something your uncle does after two drinks.
Funny Insults
5277. Ultracrepidarian
A sophisticated word for person who likes to criticize, but does not know what they are talking about.
Funny Foods
5278. Backdoor Calamari
Pig rectum rings allegedly solid as imitation, deep-fried squid. See also Farming.
Funny Words
5279. Eh and Aboot
Two words that immediately identify a Canadian. "Eh! what aboot that hockey?" See also Canadian.