Funny Advice

5221. If You Meet a Man in a Saloon, Don't Come Crying to Me when You End Up with a Drunk

This advice was my mom's standard when I asked about finding a husband qnd marrying some day. The kicker is that she met my dad... yep, you guessed it, in a saloon. See also Love, Marriage.

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Funny Words

5222. Angiosperm

Scientific term for a group of eukaryotes. See also Science.

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Funny Words

5223. Behoove

Necessary or beneficial, e.g. "it behooves you to do well in life".

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Funny Conveyances

5224. Funiculars

A tram for climbing steep slopes; good idea, funny name.

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Funny Words

5225. Snirt

A Minnesota word for the mixing of snow and dirt on the side of the road. See also Weather.

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Funny People

5226. Mayor McCheese

One of the more endearing terms of endearment. "Thank you, Mayor McCheese." See also 80's, Food.

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Funny Things

5227. Butt Shaft

A dull arrow used for target practice. See also Sports.

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Funny Things to Do

5228. Enjoying It to the Max

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Funny Phrases

5229. Toptional Beach

See also Nudity.

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Funny Things to Do

5230. Popping Out Of a Side-Hatch

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