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Funny Sayings

5221. I'll Hold Your Beer

What you say to somebody after they (usually drunkenly) claim they are going to do something that everyone but them knows its blatantly stupid. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

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Funny Sayings

5222. I'd Rather Do Something and Regret It than Do Nothing at All

What my rugby friends told me before we got our school logo branded on our butts.

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Funny Words

5223. Juju

An action that is likely to be harmful a "karmic" way.

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Funny Animals

5224. An Owl with Glasses

Even smarter than a regular owl. See also Birds.

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Funny Phrases

5225. Too Legit to Quit

Funny Products

5226. Egg-Dying Kits Shop

Is there a more seasonal product? See also Holidays.

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Funny Clothes

5227. Barbecue Aprons with Bikini Bodies Shop

The pinnacle of barbecue humor.

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Funny Phrases

5228. Stranger Danger

What kids were taught to worry about in the 80's. See also 80's.

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Funny Conveyances

5229. "Party" Wagon

When viewed on basic cable, the name of the bright yellow truck in the beginning of Kill Bill Vol. 1 with big pink lettering on the tailgate. Known in movie theaters as the P**** Wagon.

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Funny Foods

5230. Kiwano

Spikey fruit. Usually yellow or orange, synonymous with African Tomato. The insides are greenish, and you extract the insides with a spoon, or by sucking on a slice or wedge. See also Fruits.

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