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Funny Foods
5181. Horned Melon
A spiky melon with pomegranate like insides that taste like a fusion of banana and cucumber.
Funny Drinks
5183. Four Loko
Party in a can. Named after it's four main ingredients... alcohol, caffeine, taurine, and guarana... Loko right? See also Alcohol, Teenagers.
Funny Names
5184. Robert Strange McNamara
Secretary of Defense under Presidents John F. Kennedy and Lyndon B. Johnson. That's his real middle name.
Funny Advice
5185. Correct Punctuation is Crucial
E.g. "Let's Eat, Grandpa" vs. "Let's Eat Grandpa". See also Cannabalism.
Funny TV Shows
5189. Zitcoms
Hollywood slang for sitcoms about teenagers. See also Sitcom, Television.
Funny Things to Do
5190. Making One's Eyes Bug out at a Restaurant when First Looking at the Check
This is a classic Dad Joke, where one pretends to be astonished at the $7.13 one is paying for coffee and a sandwich (best used if there is another person at the table to appreciate the humor). See also Parents.