Funny Nicknames

5181. Mr. Rocky Books

Nickname given to a raccoon who sought shelter in a Queens, New York library during Hurricane Sandy and subsequently decided not to leave. See also Library.

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Funny Phobias

5182. Lanchonophobia

The fear of vegetables.

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Funny Words

5183. Platapie

Plural of platypus. See also Made Up.

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Funny Places

5184. Hoarder's Nest

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Funny Things to Do

5185. Dressing as Your Greatest Fear for Halloween

See also Holidays.

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Funny Words

5186. Godwottery

In gardening, and overly elaborate or affected style.

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Funny Foods

5187. Potato

Po·ta·to [puh-tey-toh, -tuh]
Noun, plural po·ta·toes
1. The perfect awkward silence breaker.
2. The awesomest food on earth.
3. The main ingredient in french fries, except for McDonalds where the main ingredient is corn.

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Funny Words

5188. Furphy

A portable water-container that is also Australian slang for a rumor.

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Funny Insults

5189. Hornswoggling Curmudgeon

A cheating, devious, miserable person who is having a bad day and believes that ruining yours will improve theirs. That said, I'm sure if you call anybody with a sense of humor this, it'll put a smile on their face.

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Funny Sayings

5190. I'll Hold Your Beer

What you say to somebody after they (usually drunkenly) claim they are going to do something that everyone but them knows its blatantly stupid. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

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