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5171. Drunk Dialing Your Mom

I sat on my phone and it happened. You can't hang up on your Mom. See also Alcohol, Family.

Added by Anthony on January 15, 2011| 2 Comments | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Another term for the rhythm method, the only form of birth control endorsed by the Catholic Church. Feeling lucky? See also Religion.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 14, 2011| 2 Comments | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Added by Meez on January 12, 2011| 2 Comments | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Traffic *gasp* was backed up, and *gasp* the elevator took a long time *gasp*.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 11, 2011| Comment | 58 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Scares the crap out of me every time

Added by SpaceParasites on January 6, 2011| 3 Comments | 43 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Abandon your belongings and lead a nomadic lifestyle.

Added by chalowack on January 2, 2011| Comment | 24 people like this You Like This | Unlike

To combat rising childhood obesity rates, Cookie Monster sang this regrettable song. See also Children, Snacks.

Added by SpaceParasites on December 29, 2010| 4 Comments | 54 people like this You Like This | Unlike

For the cat that demands not only a feast at every meal, but a fancy one at that. See also Cats.

Added by SpaceParasites on December 29, 2010| Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike