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Funny Things to Do
5171. Drunk Dialing Your Mom
I sat on my phone and it happened. You can't hang up on your Mom. See also Alcohol, Family.
Funny Euphemisms
5172. The Vatican Roulette
Another term for the rhythm method, the only form of birth control endorsed by the Catholic Church. Feeling lucky? See also Religion.
Funny Things to Do
5175. Pretending to be out of Breath when You're Late
Traffic *gasp* was backed up, and *gasp* the elevator took a long time *gasp*.
Funny Things to Do
5176. Turning on the Garbage Disposal when Fumbling for the Kitchen Light
Scares the crap out of me every time
Funny Advice
5178. A Cookie is a Sometime Food
To combat rising childhood obesity rates, Cookie Monster sang this regrettable song. See also Children, Snacks.
Funny Foods
5179. Fancy Feast Shop
For the cat that demands not only a feast at every meal, but a fancy one at that. See also Cats.