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Funny Insults
5131. Ass-Wagon
Unrelated object partnered with the prefix "Ass-". Effective name for an idiot or moron, e.g. ass-monkey or ass-hat.
Funny Questions
5133. Google Questions
1. Go to www.google.com
2. Type in the beginning of a question, for example: What is... When... or Why did... into the search bar.
3. Watch the hilarious suggestions cascade downward. See also Computers, Internet.
Funny Phrases
5135. Derping
A generalized term for someone that just made a mistake, did something idiotic, or effed up. Cartwheel into a table: Hurp derp durr.
Funny Sayings
5136. You Can Only Fish for So Long...
...until you have to put a stick of dynamite in the water. From the Big Bang Theory. Sentimental note about getting things done. See also Television.
Funny Diseases
5137. Water-Elf Disease
A real disease that affected people during 10th century Europe. The Anglo-Saxon term describes a sudden stabbing pain. Much like rheumatism.
Funny Dances
5138. Gangnam Style Horsey Dance
Just in case you've been in a coma the past year and haven't seen the video. See also Korean.
Funny Things to Do
5140. Queen Anne Fan
Showing disdain by raising your thumb to your noise and wiggling your fingers. See also British.