Funny Phrases

5131. Glove Department

Oft-misspoken phrase that does perhaps exist in winter clothing stores. See also Malapropisms.

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Funny Things to Do

5132. Filling Up on Bread

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Funny Words

5133. Battycatter

Newfoundland word meaning ice that forms on the rocks along the shore. See also Canadian.

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Funny Nicknames

5134. Mr. Rocky Books

Nickname given to a raccoon who sought shelter in a Queens, New York library during Hurricane Sandy and subsequently decided not to leave. See also Library.

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Funny Phobias

5135. Lanchonophobia

The fear of vegetables.

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Funny Words

5136. Platapie

Plural of platypus. See also Made Up.

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Funny Places

5137. Hoarder's Nest

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Funny Things to Do

5138. Dressing as Your Greatest Fear for Halloween

See also Holidays.

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Funny Words

5139. Godwottery

In gardening, and overly elaborate or affected style.

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Funny Foods

5140. Potato

Po·ta·to [puh-tey-toh, -tuh]
Noun, plural po·ta·toes
1. The perfect awkward silence breaker.
2. The awesomest food on earth.
3. The main ingredient in french fries, except for McDonalds where the main ingredient is corn.

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