Funny Instruments

5131. Octobass

First, it's almost ten feet tall. Second, it takes two people to play. Third, it doesn't even belong in a bass section. It is a bass section. See also Unnecessary.

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Funny Foods

5132. Cocoa Feast

The lesser-known, off-brand version of Cocoa Pebbles. See also Breakfast.

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Funny People

5133. Troy Hurtubise

Canadian inventor credited with developing such bizarre products as: Angel Light, a gel that he claims can turn objects transparent, and the Ursus Mark VII, an exoskeleton which can reportedly withstand a grizzly bear attack (as demonstrated by himself on film). See also Canadian.

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Funny Phrases

5134. Real Talk

"Yo, real talk, I scored 1423 on Bejeweled Blitz!"
"Real talk, why do I hang out with you?" See also Slang.

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Funny Things

5135. The Popcorn Button

Conveniently placed on every microwave, but condemned on every bag of popcorn. Go ahead. Press it. See also Mysteries.

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Funny Phrases

5136. Lady Business

What goes on behind closed doors. See also Women.

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Funny Insults

5137. Mangy Cur

See also Dogs.

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Funny Foods

5138. Wienerschnitzel

See also German.

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Funny Phrases

5139. That's a Fact, Jack

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Funny Sayings

5140. "There are three things I hate. Not being able to count and irony."

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