Funny Places

5121. Pfafftown, North Carolina

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Funny Drinks

5122. Test Tube Shots

Available in low-quality bars everywhere. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Sayings

5123. Same Sh*t, Different Toilet

When the second option is just as bad as the first. See also Profanity.

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Funny Quotes

5124. "Text Me the Deets"

How teens talk on network TV. See also Slang, Teenagers, Television.

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Funny Things to Do

5125. Riding to the Farmer's Market on a Unicycle

You know who you are. See also Hippies.

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Funny Insults

5126. Beetle-Headed, Flap-Eared Knave

Ah, Shakespeare. See also Literature.

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Funny Foods

5127. Hot Butt Cappy

Yes, it's a thing. It is spiced pork shoulder, with a lot of paprika. I worked at a deli, and we sold it. Possibly the most inherently funny meat. See also Meat.

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Funny Quotes

5128. "I'm Cold." "Hi Cold, I'm Dad."

Classic dad humor. See also Dads.

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Funny Sayings

5129. Friends are Like Cows, If You Eat Them They Will Die

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Funny Advice

5130. Be Yourself. Unless You're a Unicorn. Then be a Unicorn.

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