Funny Phrases

5121. Derping

A generalized term for someone that just made a mistake, did something idiotic, or effed up. Cartwheel into a table: Hurp derp durr.

Added by Kyle on October 8, 2012| Comment | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

5122. You Can Only Fish for So Long...

...until you have to put a stick of dynamite in the water. From the Big Bang Theory. Sentimental note about getting things done. See also Television.

Added by Kyle on October 8, 2012| Comment | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

5123. Water-Elf Disease

A real disease that affected people during 10th century Europe. The Anglo-Saxon term describes a sudden stabbing pain. Much like rheumatism.

Added by Kyle on October 7, 2012| 2 Comments | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Dances

5124. Gangnam Style Horsey Dance

Just in case you've been in a coma the past year and haven't seen the video. See also Korean.

Added by a Guest on October 2, 2012| 2 Comments | 28 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

5125. Napiform

To be turnip-shaped. See also Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on August 29, 2012| Comment | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

5126. Queen Anne Fan

Showing disdain by raising your thumb to your noise and wiggling your fingers. See also British.

Added by Brian on August 26, 2012| 1 Comment | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Clothes

5127. Wooden Hats

Added by a Guest on August 22, 2012| 1 Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

5128. To a Toad, There is Nothing So Lovely as a She-Toad

Oscar Wilde said it.

Added by a Guest on August 16, 2012| Comment | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

5129. Popliteal

Pertaining to the back of your knee, aka your knee-pit. See also Body.

Added by a Guest on July 27, 2012| Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

5130. He Does Everything Like He's Killing Snakes

A person who can't focus but takes on every task with excessive vim. And vigor. See also Reptiles.

Added by Tanabanana on July 25, 2012| Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike