Funny Phrases

5121. 4 Score and 7 Beers Ago

See also Alcohol.

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Funny Toys

5122. Mr. Bucket

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Funny Animals

5123. Yaks

You can milk them!

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Funny Words

5124. Crapkin

Another word for toilet paper. See also Portmanteau.

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Funny Phrases

5125. Cashing Checks and Breaking Necks

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Funny Words

5126. Salpiglossis

A garden plant also known as a "Painted Tongue". See also Plants.

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Funny Words

5127. Uxorious

Word meaning to show an excessive fondness for one's wife. Both funny to pronounce and define. See also Family.

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Funny Things to Do

5128. Rolling Up the Sleeves on a Snuggie

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Funny Things to Do

5129. Violently Retching Seafood Gumbo

...or seafood paella. This will strike you as even more hilarious if you've actually done it. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Things to Do

5130. Dividing by Zero

Nothing kills time like ripping open the fabric of existence! See also Math, Science.

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