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5121. I Eat Lightning and Crap Thunder

Added by Meez on January 12, 2011| 2 Comments | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5122. Pretending to be out of Breath when You're Late

Traffic *gasp* was backed up, and *gasp* the elevator took a long time *gasp*.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 11, 2011| Comment | 57 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5123. Turning on the Garbage Disposal when Fumbling for the Kitchen Light

Scares the crap out of me every time

Added by SpaceParasites on January 6, 2011| 3 Comments | 42 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5124. Drifter

Abandon your belongings and lead a nomadic lifestyle.

Added by chalowack on January 2, 2011| Comment | 24 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5125. A Cookie is a Sometime Food

To combat rising childhood obesity rates, Cookie Monster sang this regrettable song. See also Children, Snacks.

Added by SpaceParasites on December 29, 2010| 4 Comments | 53 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5126. Fancy Feast Shop

For the cat that demands not only a feast at every meal, but a fancy one at that. See also Cats.

Added by SpaceParasites on December 29, 2010| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5127. Watching TV in the Bathroom

5128. Krispy Kreme's Grass Flip Flops

Stressed out and bored of your normal shoe? Then try the most naturally comfortable flip flop known to man. With some tending, its padding could last a whole 4 months. Think of it as a way to be a outdoors man, indoors. See also Shoes.

Added by chalowack on December 24, 2010| 3 Comments | Like You Like This | Unlike

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5129. Quoting a Quote

As in, "Then he was like, and I quote, ..."

Added by A0Broken0Ham0Sammich on December 22, 2010| 3 Comments | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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