Funny Sayings

5101. There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.

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Funny Jobs

5102. Chick Sexor

Large scale farms use these talented people to distinguish the males from females chicks. Females are saved, but most male chicks, sadly, are not. See also Farming.

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Funny Nicknames

5103. Joe Bag O' Doughnuts

An ordinary person.

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Funny Phrases

5104. Damp Squib

English for raining on a parade. Often mispronounced as "Damp Squid". See also English.

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Funny Animals

5105. Tree-Kangaroos

They actually exist.

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Funny T-Shirts

5106. I’m What Willis Was Talking Bout Shop

Thank you, Gary Coleman. See also 80's, Sitcom.

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Funny Things to Do

5107. Waking Up a Small Child That Looks Like You

...and telling him or her it's you from the future.

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Funny Foods

5108. Jambalaya

Caribbean dish of meat, vegetables, and rice.

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Funny Words

5109. Panjandrum

Someone who thinks himself high and mighty.

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Funny Words

5110. Rigmarole

Nonsense, unnecessary complexity.

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