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5101. Arachibutyrophobia

Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

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5102. What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger. Except bears. Bears will kill you. Shop

Bears. They get you every time.

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5103. Anything to Do with Your Armpit

A troll with armpit hair hair. Chewbacca. Etc.

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5104. Tanorexica

Addiction to tanning.

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5105. Never Walk by a Pigeon Coup with an Owl in Your Pocket

5106. In Every Dream Home A Heartache Shop

This song, is literally about a blow up doll. E.g. "I blew up your body, but you blew my mind." It was made by Roxy Music, and sung by Bryan Ferry.

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5107. Octobass

First, it's almost ten feet tall. Second, it takes two people to play. Third, it doesn't even belong in a bass section. It is a bass section. See also Unnecessary.

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5108. Cocoa Feast

The lesser-known, off-brand version of Cocoa Pebbles. See also Breakfast.

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Canadian inventor credited with developing such bizarre products as: Angel Light, a gel that he claims can turn objects transparent, and the Ursus Mark VII, an exoskeleton which can reportedly withstand a grizzly bear attack (as demonstrated by himself on film). See also Canadian.

Added by Joe on October 21, 2013| Comment | 18 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

5110. Real Talk

"Yo, real talk, I scored 1423 on Bejeweled Blitz!"
"Real talk, why do I hang out with you?" See also Slang.

Added by Joe on October 21, 2013| Comment | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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