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Funny Things to Do
5101. Making Change in the Offering Basket
Sorry God, but I need to break this twenty. See also Church, Religion, Selfish.
Funny Songs
5103. Songs That Incessantly Agree With Themselves
For example, when singers try to spice up songs by adding a quick "yes it did-ah."
Funny Things to Do
5104. Drying Your Clothes in the Microwave
It never quite gets them dry, but its still pretty funny to pull them out and put them on in front of your friends. See also Kitchen.
Funny Things to Do
5105. Glamorously Smoke Steam in the Wintertime
Drunk? Bored? At a lame college football game and need a break? Glamorously smoke steam with your girlfriends and giggle all the way to the bathroom. See also Smoking.
Funny Words
5106. Morass
A muddy or boggy swamp, or figuratively, a quagmire. Great to weave into conversations, e.g. "no morass will stop me."
Funny Names
5108. Dickey Nutt
Yeah, he's real. You can't make this up. He's a college basketball coach at SEMO University. See also Basketball.
Funny Things
5110. Baseballs with Blue Seams
There's always at least one in the bucket See also Baseball, Sports.