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Funny Euphemisms
5071. Button Hole
Also known as navel or belly button, the latter only used by vulgarians according to My Very Proper Southern Mother. See also Body, Sophomoric.
Funny Things to Do
5072. Eating a Baby Corn Like a Full-Size Corn
Something your uncle does after two drinks.
Funny Insults
5076. Ultracrepidarian
A sophisticated word for person who likes to criticize, but does not know what they are talking about.
Funny Foods
5077. Backdoor Calamari
Pig rectum rings allegedly solid as imitation, deep-fried squid. See also Farming.
Funny Words
5078. Eh and Aboot
Two words that immediately identify a Canadian. "Eh! what aboot that hockey?" See also Canadian.
Funny Insults
5080. Flobblewanger
Someone who gets up at six in the morning to buy a McDonald's milk shake. See also Made Up.