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Funny Insults
5072. Hornswoggling Curmudgeon
A cheating, devious, miserable person who is having a bad day and believes that ruining yours will improve theirs. That said, I'm sure if you call anybody with a sense of humor this, it'll put a smile on their face.
Funny Sayings
5073. I'll Hold Your Beer
What you say to somebody after they (usually drunkenly) claim they are going to do something that everyone but them knows its blatantly stupid. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Funny Sayings
5074. I'd Rather Do Something and Regret It than Do Nothing at All
What my rugby friends told me before we got our school logo branded on our butts.
Funny Phrases
5080. Stranger Danger
What kids were taught to worry about in the 80's. See also 80's.