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Funny Books
5042. Time-Life Mysteries of the Unknown Shop
"Chicago. A man is about to get on a routine flight. Suddenly he pauses. He doesn't know why, but he's got to walk away. An hour later the plan goes down in flames. It's dismissed as chance." See also 80's, Commercials.
Funny Sayings
5045. There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.
Funny Jobs
5046. Chick Sexor
Large scale farms use these talented people to distinguish the males from females chicks. Females are saved, but most male chicks, sadly, are not. See also Farming.
Funny Phrases
5048. Damp Squib
English for raining on a parade. Often mispronounced as "Damp Squid". See also English.