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5041. Zitcoms

Hollywood slang for sitcoms about teenagers. See also Sitcom, Television.

Added by Corey on April 15, 2011| 6 Comments | 25 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5042. Making One's Eyes Bug out at a Restaurant when First Looking at the Check

This is a classic Dad Joke, where one pretends to be astonished at the $7.13 one is paying for coffee and a sandwich (best used if there is another person at the table to appreciate the humor). See also Parents.

Added by johngalt on April 15, 2011| Comment | 29 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

5043. Jokers

Favorite insult of suburban dads, usually referring to poor drivers or their kids' friends. Often combined with a "check out the" or "get a load of this." See also Middle Age.

Added by katym on April 14, 2011| Comment | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

5044. Jentacular

Pertaining to breakfast.

Added by a Guest on April 12, 2011| Comment | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

5045. Gubbins

Objects of little or no value, odds and ends. A word frequently used while moving house, e.g. "I can't take it any more! All these gubbins to sort out!"

Added by a Guest on April 12, 2011| Comment | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

5046. Liripoop

The piece of string on a graduate's hat. See also Schools.

Added by a Guest on April 7, 2011| 2 Comments | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

5047. Pianists

People who play the piano. See also Music, Sophomoric.

Added by Corey on April 2, 2011| 2 Comments | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5049. In Dog Beers I've Only Had One! Shop

Good boy. See also Alcohol, Dogs.

Added by Corey on March 30, 2011| Comment | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Songs

5050. Songs That Incessantly Agree With Themselves

For example, when singers try to spice up songs by adding a quick "yes it did-ah."

Added by SpaceParasites on March 23, 2011| 2 Comments | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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