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Funny Foods
5041. Backdoor Calamari
Pig rectum rings allegedly solid as imitation, deep-fried squid. See also Farming.
Funny Words
5042. Eh and Aboot
Two words that immediately identify a Canadian. "Eh! what aboot that hockey?" See also Canadian.
Funny Insults
5044. Flobblewanger
Someone who gets up at six in the morning to buy a McDonald's milk shake. See also Made Up.
Funny Animals
5048. Wild Horses
According to popular song, animals inexplicably intent on tearing people apart. Dicks.
Funny People
5049. Drawbridge Guarding Trolls
And requiring travelers to answer riddles before being allowed to cross. See also Monsters.
Funny Places
5050. Coxsackie, NY
A town around a half hour south of Albany, right on the Hudson. Who thinks of these names?