Funny Drinks

5041. Shirley Temple

A non-alcoholic drink named after child actress Shirley Temple's red hair. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Insults

5042. Limp-Noodle

"Say that to my face, you limp-noodle!" from Disney's Mulan.

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Funny Phrases

5043. 1,2. Bis-hydroxy Chickenwire

In organic chemistry class, what to name a structure containing at least one benzene ring, when you have no idea what is actually is. See also Science.

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Funny Quotes

5044. "Just because a page on the internet has a famous person's name after a quote, it doesn't mean he or she said it."

-Abraham Lincoln

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Funny Euphemisms

5045. I Don't Give a Shiny Shoe

See also Profanity.

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Funny Questions

5046. Did That Sound Better in Your Head?

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Funny Videos

5047. Sweet Pickles Commercial

Smart moms know how kids' minds grow, upon Sweet Pickels!
"I think it's ex-cell-ent!"
"Sweet Pickles is gweat!" See also 80's.

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Funny Diseases

5048. Cyrus Virus

Marked by twerking, sticking out your tongue, licking hammers, and obsessing over wrecking balls. See also Singers.

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Funny Names

5049. Phillip Phillips

He won American Idol for having the same last name as his first name. Congrats. See also Music, Redundant.

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Funny Words

5050. Drachenfutter

German for "food for the dragons", it means an olive branch you give to your spouse, typically after cheating. See also German.

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