Funny Phobias

5081. Lanchonophobia

The fear of vegetables.

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Funny Words

5082. Platapie

Plural of platypus. See also Made Up.

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Funny Places

5083. Hoarder's Nest

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Funny Things to Do

5084. Dressing as Your Greatest Fear for Halloween

See also Holidays.

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Funny Words

5085. Godwottery

In gardening, and overly elaborate or affected style.

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Funny Foods

5086. Potato

Po·ta·to [puh-tey-toh, -tuh]
Noun, plural po·ta·toes
1. The perfect awkward silence breaker.
2. The awesomest food on earth.
3. The main ingredient in french fries, except for McDonalds where the main ingredient is corn.

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Funny Words

5087. Furphy

A portable water-container that is also Australian slang for a rumor.

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Funny Insults

5088. Hornswoggling Curmudgeon

A cheating, devious, miserable person who is having a bad day and believes that ruining yours will improve theirs. That said, I'm sure if you call anybody with a sense of humor this, it'll put a smile on their face.

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Funny Sayings

5089. I'll Hold Your Beer

What you say to somebody after they (usually drunkenly) claim they are going to do something that everyone but them knows its blatantly stupid. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

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Funny Sayings

5090. I'd Rather Do Something and Regret It than Do Nothing at All

What my rugby friends told me before we got our school logo branded on our butts.

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