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Funny Sayings
5082. A Long-tailed Cat in a Room Full of Rocking Chairs
Southern saying for someone who is very nervous.
Funny Euphemisms
5083. Power to the P
A euphimism meaning turn on the television. P stands for Panasonic.
Funny Dances
5084. Pee-Pee Dance
Little kids do this when they have to wait too long to go to the bathroom. See also Bathroom, Children.
Funny Phrases
5086. Crash Crumbs
Those sparkly pieces of cars that get left on roadways after the clean up crews are done.
Funny Books
5088. Time-Life Mysteries of the Unknown Shop
"Chicago. A man is about to get on a routine flight. Suddenly he pauses. He doesn't know why, but he's got to walk away. An hour later the plan goes down in flames. It's dismissed as chance." See also 80's, Commercials.