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Funny Words
5083. Slobberknocker
A fierce and violent fight amongst two people, or a number of participants that eventually turns into a full-fledged donnybrook! See also Violence.
Funny Advice
5084. Don't Look at a Pig While You're Pregnant
My grandma gave me this advice so my kids wouldn't be born ugly. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Foods
5086. Horned Melon
A spiky melon with pomegranate like insides that taste like a fusion of banana and cucumber.
Funny Drinks
5088. Four Loko
Party in a can. Named after it's four main ingredients... alcohol, caffeine, taurine, and guarana... Loko right? See also Alcohol, Teenagers.
Funny Names
5089. Robert Strange McNamara
Secretary of Defense under Presidents John F. Kennedy and Lyndon B. Johnson. That's his real middle name.
Funny Advice
5090. Correct Punctuation is Crucial
E.g. "Let's Eat, Grandpa" vs. "Let's Eat Grandpa". See also Cannabalism.