Funny Euphemisms

5081. Pamela Handerson

A man's girlfriend that will never leave his side. Unless both of his arms get cut off in a freak accident.

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Funny Foods

5082. Snausages Shop

Dog snack cousin to Beggin' Strips. See also Pets.

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Funny Advice

5083. Once You Turn 60, Never Pass a Bathroom and Never Trust a Fart!

See also Elderly, Flatulence, Scatological.

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Funny Clothes

5084. Wimples

What nuns and even some non-nuns wear on their heads. See also Religion.

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Funny Nicknames

5085. Bob Kickass

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Funny Quotes

5086. "A Ghost Haunts My Bowels."

And it's not afraid to announce itself. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Sayings

5087. Pobody's Nerfect

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Funny Things to Do

5088. Having to Wash Dishes at a Restaurant Because You Forgot Your Wallet

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Foods

5089. Spaghetti Tacos

These things. See also Italian, Mexican.

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Funny Clothes

5090. Hospital Gowns Shop

Little bibs that show your tushie. See also Medicine.

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