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Funny Insults
5021. Snooty Poot
One that is stuck up. For example, they have a double-wide trailer and you have a single-wide trailer.
Funny Clothes
5022. Pickelhaube
A spiked helmet worn by the 19th and early 20th century German Army. See also German, Military.
Funny Diseases
5025. The Mean Reds
Described by Holly Golightly as "Suddenly you're afraid but you don't know what you're afraid of."
Funny Quotes
5026. "One always tends to overpraise a long book because one has got through it."
It wasn't by me, E. M. Forster said it. See also Literature.
Funny Questions
5027. How Do I Google Something?
Actual search result in Google. See also Computers, Internet.
Funny Sayings
5028. I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God
The usual excuse for drunks to cops. See also Alcohol.
Funny Diseases
5029. Empirism
An awful affliction brought on by watching too much BBC; usually manifests in a British accent and a sudden craving for tea. See also Sophomoric.