Funny Phrases

5021. Dilly Dally

To do nothing or waste time.

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Funny Phrases

5022. Crash Crumbs

Those sparkly pieces of cars that get left on roadways after the clean up crews are done.

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Funny Words

5023. Oxter

Scottish word for armpit. See also Body, Scottish.

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Funny Books

5024. Time-Life Mysteries of the Unknown Shop

"Chicago. A man is about to get on a routine flight. Suddenly he pauses. He doesn't know why, but he's got to walk away. An hour later the plan goes down in flames. It's dismissed as chance." See also 80's, Commercials.

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Funny Nicknames

5025. Hard-Hearted Hannah

As in, don't be one.

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Funny Phrases

5026. Main Hang

Slang for boyfriend or girlfriend.

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Funny Sayings

5027. There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.

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Funny Jobs

5028. Chick Sexor

Large scale farms use these talented people to distinguish the males from females chicks. Females are saved, but most male chicks, sadly, are not. See also Farming.

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Funny Nicknames

5029. Joe Bag O' Doughnuts

An ordinary person.

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Funny Phrases

5030. Damp Squib

English for raining on a parade. Often mispronounced as "Damp Squid". See also English.

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