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Funny Products
5022. Lysol Healthy Touch No-Touch Hand Soap System
You're going to be washing your hands anyways, so what difference does it make if the germs from the soap dispenser gets on your hands if the soap coming out of the dispenser afterward is going to clean them anyways?
Funny Toys
5023. Hasbro's G.I. Joe With Kung Fu Grip
Despite aforementioned ultra-masculine hand clench, I recall him not being able to hold much of anything with it. Oh well, it sounded good. See also 70's.
Funny Things to Do
5025. Wearing Converse All Stars for an Actual Athletic Activity
It may actually be less painful to play in high heels. See also 50's, Shoes.
Funny Things to Do
5026. Chunkydunk
I don't skinny dip, I chunkydunk. See also Nudity, Obesity, Swimming.
Funny Things to Do
5027. Fist-to-Chin Headshots
"I'm contemplative, yet sincere--intellectual, yet spontaneous. And I have no idea what to do with this hand."
Funny Words
5030. Slobberknocker
A fierce and violent fight amongst two people, or a number of participants that eventually turns into a full-fledged donnybrook! See also Violence.