Funny Insults

5021. Poltroon

A insult meaning "coward".

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Funny Places

5022. Toquerville, Utah

It sounds like "Toker ville," but many people mistakenly pronounce it "To queer ville."

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Funny Questions

5023. Why Would I Want to Kiss the Lips at Night, That Chew My Ass All Day?

My grandpa always tell my grandma this when she wanted a kiss at night. See also Marriage.

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Funny Things

5024. Exciter Box

The jet engine equivalent of a magneto (which, quite frankly, I didn't realize was real either).

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Funny Foods

5025. Ice Cream in Minihelmets

Sold at baseball stadiums everywhere. See also Baseball, Sports.

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Funny Words

5026. Disemvowel

To remove the vowels from a piece of text as a form of censure.

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Funny Words

5027. Bladvass

Nothing at Ikea has a normal name, e.g. Kvart, Skubb, Alvine Kvist, etc. See also Furniture.

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Funny Words

5028. Apivorous

Not sure how often one would use this word, but it's an adjective meaning "bee-eating". Remember for your next SAT. See also Insects.

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Funny Advice

5029. Better Late than Pregnant

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Funny Advice

5030. Eat It, Don't Tweet It

In other words, stop taking photos of your food. See also Hipsters, Internet.

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