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Funny Nicknames
5022. Zeus Toots
For those who pass gas like thunder and lightning. See also Flatulence, Greek.
Funny Quotes
5023. "I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed."
So spake William Shakespeare. See also English, Literature.
Funny Things
5024. Hurls
Untoward connotations aside, these are sticks used in the traditional Irish sport of "hurling". See also Irish, Vomit.
Funny Words
5025. Cantankerous
It's just a fun word to say. Use it to describe your irritated, elderly neighbor and you'll get what I mean. See also Elderly.
Funny Things to Do
5029. Emptying Your Pipe Against Your Shoe
The dramatic start to a good yarn. See also Old-Timey.