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Funny Questions
5021. How Do I Google Something?
Actual search result in Google. See also Computers, Internet.
Funny Sayings
5022. I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God
The usual excuse for drunks to cops. See also Alcohol.
Funny Diseases
5023. Empirism
An awful affliction brought on by watching too much BBC; usually manifests in a British accent and a sudden craving for tea. See also Sophomoric.
Funny Advice
5025. An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away Unless the Doctor's Cute, then Skip the Apples
Funny Things to Do
5027. Sampling Vanilla at an Ice Cream Store
What does the vanilla taste like? See also Unnecessary.
Funny Nicknames
5028. Uncle Buck
Funny Phobias
5029. Botanophobia
The maddening fear of that single most dangerous species on Planet Earth...plants.
Funny Euphemisms
5030. Button Hole
Also known as navel or belly button, the latter only used by vulgarians according to My Very Proper Southern Mother. See also Body, Sophomoric.