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5021. Wayne Bowe

Sound like rainbow.

Found it in a Liverpool rough estate book.

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5022. Artist's Rendition

Probably inaccurate as to how extinct creatures actually appeared, but, hey, looks cool. See also Science.

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5023. Triskaidekaphobia

Fear of the number 13. See also Numbers.

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5024. A Baggie of Cheerios

Someone was either late this morning or is learning to eat big people food. See also Breakfast.

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5025. Sitzpinkler

German for a wimp. The literal translation is "man who pees sitting down". See also Bathroom, German.

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5026. Double Pistols and a Wink

Charm someone, then make two pistols with your hands while you wink at them. Guaranteed swooning.

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A PSA from 1981 featuring Star Wars characters R2-D2 and C-3PO, in which R2 learns the dangers of smoking.

"R2-D2, you found a cigarette?!"
"Beep boop!"
"Well, I don't think smoking is very grown-up at all." See also 80's.

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Funny Words

5028. Pokey-Man

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Funny Phrases

5029. Donion Rings

What one says when they are done eating onion rings. Coined by Ninja Brian of Ninja Sex Party, another entry altogether.

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Funny Phrases

5030. La Festiva Es En Mi Pantalones

Somehow funnier when a gringo says it. See also Spanish.

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