Funny Diseases

4981. Witzelsucht

Rare diseases that causes the victim to make bad puns and jokes at inappropriate moments. From the German witzeln, meaning joke and sucht meaning yearning. See also German.

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Funny Euphemisms

4982. Pamela Handerson

A man's girlfriend that will never leave his side. Unless both of his arms get cut off in a freak accident.

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Funny Foods

4983. Snausages Shop

Dog snack cousin to Beggin' Strips. See also Pets.

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Funny Advice

4984. Once You Turn 60, Never Pass a Bathroom and Never Trust a Fart!

See also Elderly, Flatulence, Scatological.

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Funny Clothes

4985. Wimples

What nuns and even some non-nuns wear on their heads. See also Religion.

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Funny Nicknames

4986. Bob Kickass

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Funny Quotes

4987. "A Ghost Haunts My Bowels."

And it's not afraid to announce itself. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Sayings

4988. Pobody's Nerfect

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Funny Things to Do

4989. Having to Wash Dishes at a Restaurant Because You Forgot Your Wallet

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Foods

4990. Spaghetti Tacos

These things. See also Italian, Mexican.

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