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Funny Diseases
4961. Galactorrhea
The spontaneous flow of milk from the nipple as a result of excessive Prolactin.
Funny Instruments
4962. Swinette
An instrument comprised of two horse hairs stretched across a hog's behind and picked by one's teeth.
Funny Words
4965. Batragophogus
An adjective with Greek origins for feeding upon frogs, e.g. the French are a particularly batragophogus people.
Funny Things
4966. Etched Rock N' Roll Mirrors
Remember these? You'd win them at carnivals—my brother had the Van Halen mirror. I'm waiting for their comeback along with rock n' roll, nylon, velcro wallets. See also 80's.
Funny Things to Do
4967. Combing a Wig
Quite possibly the most pointless, yet funniest and most randomest thing to ever do. See also Hair.
Funny Jobs
4968. Scullery Maid
The lowest rung on the ladder of Great House help; often preoccupied with plucking fowl and scaling fish. See also English, Old-Timey.
Funny Things
4969. Sniper Crowbar
A crowbar with a sniper scope attached. See also Violence, Weapons.
Funny Songs
4970. Manhunt
Karen Kamon song from the 1983 film Flashdance that includes the lyrics: I'm goin' on a manhunt, turn it around, Women have been hunted, now they're huntin' around. See also 80's, Women.